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zzzzz. that was the sound of me short circiting from his stupidity

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MTG walks into the armoury with intentions of getting a machine gun. He sees a bow and quiver with different colored arrows. "I wonder what the different colors are," he thought. Intending to shoot a few, he walks outside, bow in hand. He walks right into a zombie that was outside. He drops the bow ...

"Whatever" MTG said with a shrug.

"No, I'm heading to the armoury to get a faster gun," MTG said.

(3rd person)
*edit* (thanks for changing)

MTG takes a couple shots with the M14 before heading to the armoury. "Too slow," he muttered, as he walked with it on his back.

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Stupid, jew

you are very stupid
you've now ruined the story
just shut the fuck up

im too lazy to kill you

buy ten lazer pointers, tape 1 to each finger and make a laser light show

you are being shot at by a sniper at close range with you in your underwear on fire, while singing in the shower naked

elephant. read the first post. idiot

eliminate for eliminating yourself

can you shutup?

its an illusion. walk through the walls
i'm stuck where my family's dead