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Your wish is granted, but only ForrestKeys survive. God gave you an undiscovered Guitar God. So no Jimi Hendrix for you.

I wish world peace.

Who are we spying?

Your wish is granted, but no one cares that you exist.

I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix.

We panic, It is not normal to have that low IQ, cannibalism or live with missing parts of the body. Blood loss and all that. Inhuman.

What? What do you mean? I am confused.

What!? Me, Pinoy, Living in Norway.

I think there is a cure for swine flu, is there any cure for aids? I don't know much. Teach me please.

The image is broken. Link please.

ForrestKeys wrote:YES! WE ARE ASDF'S ROYAL GUARD! ForrestKeys the Brave, Shai'tan the Noble and SecretAgent the Agent. HEROES OF THE DAY! LEGENDS FOREVER!

Fixed ^

Lol.

How did he know what?

I like clouds, do you?

You're not afraid.

Off topic: Your wish is granted, but you were sent to outerspace and has no contact with anyone. You don't even get to log on here on ASDF. Ouch... Thats was too mean dude.... On topic: I dont think its posibal to mess up that... Wish granted... I wish for Nostalgia critic... Sorry.. Your wish is g...

*Drinks*

I have never worn a g-string.

You breathe me in. Having me inside your body is not good. I destroy every part of your body. Blocking your veins and nerve systems. Killing you.

Je pense donc je suis. - Cogito, ergo sum. - I think, therefore I am.
YOU CAN'T THINK THERE YOU AREN'T.

How can I ask a stupid question?

Fire.

Put it on fire! Do not let it live! EXECUTE IT!

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Toes.