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It offends people. like pokemon.

Sounds fun. I'm just gonna type the lyrics to whatever song i'm listening to. Three fingers on a swollen hand beside a dented garbage can A blind man staring at something only he can see. I spotted him like night sky plotted him star struck, sits alone, eats at home rafted in a sea of blackness. he ...

about 9 scales from a cobra, and 7 scales from a fish of your choice.

Deal or No Deal?

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Chocolate

*Drinks* (not in real life though, metaphorically, I have)

I never owned an N-Gage.

your wish is granted. you now have enough monopoly money to buy the entire board.

I wish I had a trained elephant.

revolting sounds like a lot more work than it's worth. I would listen to the slacker in all of us.

That was mean. You made me and my imaginary friend sad. He tells me I should set you on fire.

I'm perfect. Perfectly flawed.

Buckshot Brutus wrote:Does anyone else get the urge to buy Pokemon Yellow?

Why buy when you can embrace your inner pirate?

So me thing hesp. ossible, no T?

Koreans have their keyboard integrated onto the asdf keyboard

All you need to know about religion:

That would be bad, cuz I know where I'm going...and it defeats the whole purpose of religion.

I hope you are prepared to read a lot. (or read really fast) Oh yeah and I think it's going to last a really long time before it finishes, so be prepared to not know the ending for years to come.

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Your wish is granted, but you owe a lot of money to the credit card company, and everything you own (including your credit card) belongs to the corporation (should have said debit card).

I wish I was batman.