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I think it's a little too good. Try making a crappier one next time.

That's why you wear garden gloves or sand down their nails.

maybe their wives will be a little unhappy at first, but I'm sure there are some good men out there who'd be willing to take their place.

That's a stupid idea.

Since when do cats smell bad? You just need to give them baths like dogs every once and again and not let them eat rats n mousies.

Nooooo....

Eh, it's not like anyone is going to miss it.

Yeah, since when do you get to decide what's serious and what is not?

ohhh.. you're one of those people...

Nice boots. Can I call you boots from now on?

You never had an N-64?

Now that's what I call ketch and release.

Thanks for killing my thread.

Fun game.

No you're right, This is the real world man. In the real world we don't give you a bad grade for your mistakes, we just shove you into a ditch and walk away.

qwertzuiop wrote:dogs are a waste of time...

+money+people like me hating you for not picking up your dogs' shit+people like me hating you because your dog barks aall the fucken time at everyone+people like me hating you because your dogs fgets flees and hair all over the place+ etc, etc,.

I like the one were chum steps on some grapes with his dirty sweaty feat and then leaves them in a bottle for 3 months and serves it to his co-workers.

If I told you the center of the earth is filled with water, what would you think?

De ja vue!

No, all you need is a Sham Wow. You'l be sayin wow every time.