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I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon tha...

Not a pimped gimp?

Brutal-Earthworm wrote:why is everyone going to be watching this, its a wedding, i was at a wedding last year and it wasnt televised, please explain to me the importantness of this ceremonial retual.

Its the wedding of the man who will one day be king of Great Britain and thos Commonwealth chaps.

Thats just a lie.

You quote a really old meme.

vraiment wrote:I won't get tired of repeat: cogito ergo sum it's retarded

No it isn't. It makes perfect sense. I'm not sure you understand it. Assuming you do not exist, and you are aware of this fact, where are your thoughts coming from?

Your mom is.

jk shes ugly

Now you look like you have a joint in your mouth, under your beard.

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Its a thumbs up.

STOP! I am a living brain and I think, sleep, and dream... just let that soak in for a minute. isn't it terrifying? there's a thing I've realised. it's that people live all the time, the same time that I do, and I havent known that because I only know they're there when I have evidence of their bei...

So rather than chilli con carne, it's carne sin chilli?

When I was in school, I didn't have a wife.

Thingerdudes is so mainstream. He should use a mac.

Kias are just awful.

he said that his nachos were tasty and is inviting you to dance around his sombrero.

Butt bakin'

I just bought Portal 2 on steam when I found out Stephen Merchant is a voice in it. Its taking a while to download though.

simon says take a break.

Butt bacon.