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Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.
-Isabel Allende

I'm .08% drunk? But i don't drink!

How could that be? Our economy is run by Americans!

Vanila Crazy Cake?

they tried to make me go to rehab but i said, Is there gonna be steak?

Knotatize me Cap'n

I have -1 so it can only help!

I know what i said! THIS IS AMAZING!

We don't have one... and the busses dont go by my work... I could run like forest!

I made a necklace pendant once!

mee too especially when it gets me an a for half the year!

Tiny but vicious

killing conversations is too easy to avoid

aww... well that's good. Should I write something on this?

There is Shaully Pore!

Do not fret purple will always be there for you... It'll never leave you, it'll never stab you in the back, it'll never run off with your best friend and get married just to come back for forgiveness, pancakes and other delicious treats

I say a quote of some one relatively famous and you reply w/ another quote!

God doesn't throw dice!
-Albert Einstein

Red Red Wine

Why is it called a laptop if most people i see using one have it on a table?