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I left town, it said they were on a road to and from town. Therefore, we must leave the safety to get to the road forementioned. I am going to put my current cash count down the bottom in italics at the end of some of my posts BJ returns to the hall and claims his reward of 500 asdf's and a skill p...

Eliminated for elimingating someone who eliminated me for a false reason; the ftw was a double reason, it was in the statement, and capitalising ftw

I'm not trying... Pie Tan? Shai Tan?

Isn't it MacGyver? And sin't he not nintendo?

but penguins can't hold pickaxes
bjrocks1- writing a petition for people to stop stealing his idea of a tagline

BJ was testing out new attacks with Fenrir. He had found he can make a force wave shoot out from him if he stabbed the ground. He attempted doing this to catch lunch in a nearby stream. he managed to fire out 15 fish in one shot, so he chucked most of them back in before cooking them.

BJ leaves the hall as soon as the breiefing is over. He runs down the road until he reaches a small grove of trees. He climbed one of the trees and crouched on a branch, waiting for a shark to pass under him. As one neared him, he dropped off the branch bhind it. He chanelled his wave energy into hi...

"OK, we need at least one person, we can grab the bike on the way bike," BJ said.

"Wierdo... Anyway, we need enhancements to defeat Yoshi. Do you have any ideas?" BJ asks Gamma, while watching the strange guy run off.

Underbelly

A is getting to be a dreary letter, I want it to change to T, but can I change it?

Jamming through in beats is one way to do this (rhyme it!)

Gottoms

I pour a bucket of lava into your hole, making a nice warm place to sit on cold nights. A lovely addition, I might add.

Wish granted, but if you touch any of it, it will combust.
I wish for a prank fire extinguisher

Sawn off shotgun (Don't ask me, ask John Marsden)

"OK, we have one person staying back. We only really need 3 volunteers to move out, and I'm one of them, so that makes two. I want to find an excessively large machinegun to mount on top of our van. That would be fun..." BJ said, before looking around at who was in the warehouse. Lunar was busy, and...

No, it just seems coincidental. If I was superstitious, I wouldn't leave my room on Friday the 13th, but do. Something could happen in my room though... Like the roof caving... Maybe a solitudal place like a meadow... But then flashfloods...

No, I don't walk on Japanese people.
I see nothing stupid about being hit with mallets by two gorillas. It is a serious matter.
bjrocks1- pointlessly arguing since I was born
Why is my toilet water yellow?