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I laugh as you cut your mouth on the diamond sword. I then proceed to place TNT everywhere and detonate it, lagging my computer for 5 minutes and destroying a small island.

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It was made for numbers not talking

"OK guys, whoever is going tomorrow, get some rest. Everyone else, you get night duty. I will stay up with you for a while, but I will be participating in the cleansing myself," BJ said, before looking out a window, "I put it that we maybe have a bit under an hour until night time, so grab some supp...

Wow. This is the first thread I have been on in the art section, and I'm impressed. Can I maybe has a picture too please?

"OK guys, we need a new target, best to decide now so we can leave at sunrise tomorrow," BJ said.

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BJ speeds the bike to the entrance, before skidding to a stop. He wheels it inside, and stands it against a wall. "My bike, no touchy!" BJ said, already becoming attatched to his bike. He takes out the key and pockets it. He then goes off and grabs some wood and spare steel and begins working. He co...

Colonello!

I assassinate you with a cat

I dig a staircase and jab you in the eye with a stick

"Yeah, just head back onto the main road back there. They have been sighted on it, and I already have my bounty for it. Maybe I will go get another one... Want me to show you where they are?" BJ asks the stranger.

BJ crams the rest of the ammo into the van, but leaves some handgun rounds. He placed all the guns he found into the van, except for one handgun. It was a Desert Eagle, a heavy, accurate gun, minimising kick. He put it into the cavity under his seat and loaded his ammo into the cavity also. He puts ...

BJ clears out the next room, Fenrir slashing through countless soldiers. He vaulted a railing and landed on a staircase in front of some guards, without realising he had jumped in between two groups until he landed. He drew his second shortsword, and began figthing in both directions.

And now, we bring you my answer, right after this short rant:

Joe wrote:Neither.

The question asked was Vampires OR Werewolves, no third option was added. It is what you would RATHER, not what you WANT.
I choose POKEMANZ!
Anime or Cartoons?

Yoshi that did not rhyme; Reathos, when will you learn? You get aggressive all the time; When a fun convo is what we yearn. Please just move on and use more appropriate words our ears are not toilets, this foul language is not sought Please throw this behaviour to the birds Before you get yourself c...

BJ clears out the rest of the zombies in the room. "Next time, bring more ammo. A have a puch full of it on me at all times, making it a whole lot easier to not die," BJ said, "Now, we need to get everything from this room into the van. Gamma, can you provide cover from outside? We can get this stuf...

BJ isn't really too keen on sitting around for too long. "We need to move soon, or we may lose the cookie to some unknown force. Hey, who's that over there?" He asks, seeing a person twirling and clutching something to their chest.

BJ revs the bike's engine as it smashes in through a window. He skids it to a stop, and unslings his rifle. He begins mowing down zombies, realising they are headed for a back room. He stands his bike up, before taking aim. BJ sees the newcomer whom he never learnt the name of in a corner, so he bla...

(Do you want us to rescue you Flying Sheep?)