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I return, battered and bruised, eyes glinting with revenge. I charge at you, driving a pickaxe through Gama's eye, then repeatedly kick him in the groin. That's what you get for ruining our peace treaty!

"I don't think I can decide for the team, but I think we will hang on to it for now," BJ said, looking at his team mates.

BJ finds a house that seems to have no zombies in it. He rides his motorbike around to the back and hops off, before slowly entering the house with his Desert Eagle drawn. He searches the entire house, finding no zombies. "Good, we have our safehouse," BJ thought aloud before leaping onto his bike a...

Eliminated for eliminating BenBen for eliminating you for apologising. And I included a full stop.

JULIA GILLARD IS A PRIME MINISTER!
WHAT DOES LABOR STAND FOR?

BJ looked blankly at KryKry, before facepalming. "I didn't think too far ahead, so how about I head out to aid Levka while you loot this twoer for anything interesting," BJ decided.

"OK guys, you get the van loaded with supplies, I will see you later!" BJ said, and with that, he drove out of the warehouse, into the sunrise. He sped across town, making for the neighbouhood thay had mentioned before. As he neared it, he started meeting resistance. He rolled the bike to a stop, an...

Wish granted, but not only do you lose any talent oyu have making videos, but someone steals your idea
I wish for the video I have to watch would just END!

Well, once they die, I guess ti doesn't matter, so I tossed a coin, seeing as they become things after death. Guys won...
Thanks for deciding it was an epic quote, it would make an epic sig someday... Maybe today
Would you rather use a quote or a pic for your sig

Try to twist tongues to talk timelessly taking talking tests. How about that one?

I help move into BenBen's house, starting by burning the carpet. Then makes a voodoo doll of Bunchie and pokes it in the eye

Trial and error, brings people to realisations of cake

Yeah, he only get stabbed in the chest, and banished for eternity into the Sacred Realm like 10 times...

kills 17 people who are not on ASDF
ASDF cult

BJ reads the note, shrugs, and starts trianing against a small tree. The tree falls after a while, so BJ turns and attempts to whistle as he walks away.

"Guys, you move out in about ten minutes. Make sure you have everything ready to go, we won't leave the neighbourhood till it is cleansed. Make sure you guys bring supplies, we may be there a while. I will go on ahead to find a safehouse, then I will meet up with you on the road into the city. Any q...

BJ finished clearing out the floor he is on and meets up with KryKry. "So, what do we do now?" He asked

Very nice, I must agree with the part about science

The skits are alright I guess, but they only appeal to a few audiences... I will post my next rp as soon as I think of a name... BJ begins travelling back to where the land sharks were attacking convoys. He sits under a tree and puls up a stem of grass. He begins chewing on it, watching the land sh...

Me likey spongrcake! Me likey sponge cake!
Are you a Peter?