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"Well, before everyone showed up I had a look at a tactical map, and it seems the nearest enemy base is just about 5 kilometres west of here. We can grab a vehicle or something and make our way there now. I made sure to grab a tacmap to carry around with us to save returning to base, and open commun...

So Lucky Luke is another name for a massive reliable search engine? Cool.

Hang on... Who is Lucky Luke?

"Thanks, I will just grab you some more ammo from downstairs first, can't have you running out on us..." BJ said as he slowly turned and truged down the stairs. He wheeled his bike into the house, took enough ammo to last awhile out of one of his pouches, and grabbed a mueseli bar from the supplies ...

"If you insist... I was part ASDF's top intel squad, with a sucess rate of 99.9% over all the missions we undertook," BJ said

BJ watches as Clark and Gamma exchange words, to the point where they might begin fighting. BJ draws Fenrir and holds it two handed. "If you need backup, I'm here," BJ said.

I'm sorry if I'm reloading the Desert Eagle wrong, I am not sure if it is a magazine gun or a revolver so I will say it uses a magazine "I was a high school teacher. I swear to god, half of all high school kids exist to annoy, and I happened to teach most of that half," BJ responded while inserting...

BJ walks into town and sees a strange sight. First, a strange woman holding something in her hand. Then Victor, being pulled by what appeared to be his entrails. "Yup, those are his entrails... The hole in the stomach proves it... Man, what has this guy done?" BJ asks himself as he sees the third me...

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"We need to begin infiltrating the enemy nation. The sooner we strike, the sooner we can gather intel on them," BJ said.

I go to sleep on the bed BenBen built

The forest. It is a lush and peaceful area, but I prefer forests by the seaside.
Swim or Run?

BJ creeps up on the twirling figure, and snatches the piece of the cookie, and places his hand on Fenrir's hilt. "We need to confiscate this item for the good of all things ASDF," BJ said, trying to make up for ruining the guys good mood.

BJ looks up and sees that the sun has reached the midpoint on it's journey across the sky. "Dang it, 6 or so hours until they are out in full force. We need to eliminate them quickly, so night is best..." BJ thought aloud as he remained on the roof, now using his modified Desert Eagle. He had attach...

Wish granted, but time doesn't slow back down and you sleep through it
I wish for my package to arrive soon

"Well, I'm BJ, I use the Lightning and Mist attributes, and I specialise in covert operations. My weapon of choice is a short sword imbued with lightning powers. I used to be head of a Spec Ops team," BJ said.

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BenBen wrote:Olfactory gland have something to do with taste I think, so, fear of taste?

No, you said tastes not smells. They are related but not the same