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"Alright! Let's finish this!" BJ yelled as he put down his shotgun and grabbed his Desert Eagle. He ran forwards, before sliding and taking a stance. He began shooting the remaining zombies. Once there were no more and the sun was up, he walked over to Gamma. "I suggest we do a last sweep of the nei...

BJ charges once again to hack through the remaining golem. He rolled and kicked out it's leg, before booting the rocks even further. The golem lurched to the side, and BJ leapt up and sliced off the head. It rolled away slowly before the entire golem crumbled.

BJ leaves the lodge after thanking Yuri. He then returns to the bar to find out if there are any more jobs available that weren't posted on the board. He finds the owner. "Hey, are there any more jobs available?" he asks.

"Nice. Now it just needs a ramp..." BJ said, "Once we finish here, we should move out."

BJ bows his head in thanks before leaving for the hot springs. "That job was kinda fun... More challenging than I expected though..." BJ muttered, and before he knew it, he was at the lodges. BJ searched for room 8, and when he found it, he knocked.

BJ reluctantly returns to the outpost, countering soldier's attacks as he goes. He hears Levka cry out, so he stabs two more soldiers, then sprints to the outpost. He sees a large group of enemies entering the tower, and glimpses Levka scaling the wall. BJ lunges at the group of enemies, slashing an...

I'm sorry. I think I mentioned it was a troop transport truck, and if I did, that measn troops have to sit on something. If I didn't, let's just say it had benches. BJ begins to clear the benches at the back of the truck, so the bikes have more room to sit. He moves the planks and slides them under...

Incase no-one noticed, Gamma said Clark had earth powers. What are we standing on? Using earth he could fling himself a bit into the air. Also, Yoshi, you have some Gall for blaming me after you plagerised my ideas. Also, Bunchie, the golems were summoned by a guy who is now not here, so how is the...

BJ empties his third belt of ammo before hearing Gamma call out to ihm. "I'm fine, I guess, still in one piece... But these guys don't quit!" BJ yelled before he resumed firing. Once he mwoed down the wave, he restrapped his gun to his bike, and grabbed a different weapon from the van. He also loade...

BJ finally pries the horn out of the wood, but the landsharks are sttill under the tree, He throws the branch and it makes a rustling noise when it lands, sending some of the landsharks away. BJ sighs, before he leaps tree to tree in an attempt to make it back to town. Fortunately, the landsharks do...

I'm so lazy that I can't be bothered telling BenBen and Yoshi their posts are meant to start with "I'm so lazy", and now I ca...

I would first purchase an xBox 360, then an electric guitar with amp, then xBox 360 games, and put the rest into a nice house.

Brazil
(YAY FIRST ACTUAL POST NOT THREAD STARTER!)

I would like to make you make a card of me

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e.g. Pizaz Pepperoni- The pizza has pepperoni

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> How are you
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BenBen, I am offended that I was overlooked =(
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Seriously, a minecraft thread? Well, seeing as I'm here, I may aswell join. I HAS A GIANT FLOATING FORTRESS MADE OUT OF GLASS BWAHAHAHAH! IT IS AT MAXIMUM ALTITUDE!

BJ left the bar and decided on his strategy. He would make it look as though he would be killing another landshark, to try and draw in the target. He left town and began roaming the plains. He discovered his plan wasn't needed, because there was the target, sitting right in the open. BJ brought acti...