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BJ patrols the neighbourhood, only finding one zombie. He pops it between the eyes with his Deagle. "That was easy... Well, I think that is all of them... We should grab some supplies before we head back," BJ said to Gamma.

Where do I claim the dagger?
"Well... Can I make something out of Manticore blood and a claw, and a bloodvine fruit? Those are the only things I wish to offer up right now..." BJ said.

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9/10s vial manticore poison
2 vials manticore blood
1 manticore claw
3 Blood Vine fruit

Denmark has a LEGOLAND!

"Uh-Huh..." BJ said, confused as to why the Grim Reaper was going to get drunk. He shrugged and left in search of the Grimoire. Once he found it, he entered. "Delivery for the Grim Reaper? Or a skeletal messenger is fine too..." He said, looking around. I have just realised my character is failing t...

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Answer the previous question or your one?

"I will accept the delivery mission to the Grimoire. What do I have to take?" BJ asked.

I'm so lazy that I'm lazy.

"You mentioned something about other jobs, and the vines were the most important. What were some of these other jobs?" BJ asked, wanting to get another fun mission.

"Sweet. I will upload the map info to the GPS, unless anyone has any objections," BJ said, while preparing the file transfer.

"I... I'm fine..." the man said. BJ looked down and saw a gash on the man's leg. "Don't you dare move that leg," BJ said, as he returned his items to their boxes, and picked up the man. "We need to get you a cure." And with that, BJ sprinted to the Bar to see if the owner had a cure. When he arrived...

ARGH! THE RP RULES SAY THAT YOU CAN SWEAR EXCEPT NOT THE MAGIC F-WORD! ARGH! Also, I was just responding to their randomising. We now have to get the cookie to ASDF, then we are done. So we are dragging it out.
BJ rose to his feet shakily and looked around. "Where to now?" he asked.

This is in the future, so maps are cool BJ pressed on the side of the map, bringing up an interactive 3D display. BJ began scrolling through parts of the map with his fingertips until he found a hidden outpost. "Alright, if we strike here, we can get them off guard," BJ said while zooming in the di...

BJ leaves the bar in search of these Blood Vines. As he roams the edge of the plains, he hears screaming. He sprints over to the origin of the noise, and finds someone being attacked by a plant. "ROAR, FENRIR!" BJ yelled as he ran forth, energising his blade. He jumped up and slashed through one of ...

BJ continues placing himself between Levka and the largest groups of guards. He slices through them all as he covers Levka.

BJ realises one last thing they should do. He grabs an electric saw, and cuts a small opening between the cabin and the back. "Alright guys, grab your gear, we are moving out. Whoever isn't driving, come round to the back of the truck to plan our first target," BJ said. He then spread out his tacmap...

BJ scales the tower and finds Levka. "I'm sorry, you got cut because of my stupidity," he said, before wheeling around and hacking a guard in half, "Can you forgive me?"