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BJ's construction is interrupted by a telepathic message, asking if a random guy can eat his house. 'No,' he thought, hoping the telepathy was two-way. BJ then finished making the walls and began making the roof. It almost caved in, so he made more supports out of bacon.

BJ laid Levka down in a room. "Don't let anyone else get in here," he said to KryKry, "I am going to go take care of the rest of the troops who attacked here." And with that, BJ walked out the door and shut it, and began looking for enemies.

4chan, considering there are only some parts that are evil, so I can just avoid them.
CAKE OR DEATH?!

YAYA INFINITE PORTAL LOOPS FTW! Just don't go splat when you leave the loop. BJ finds a pot of superglue. "Now to make my dream home..." BJ said as he began making a line along the ground of superglue, and covering it with bacon. He started working on making a wall, and stopped when he had it at ha...

Yes, what DID I mean by you wanted... Who knows...
"Clear a path, I can get him out of here," BJ said as he lifted Levka onto his back. He then ran to stand near KryKry. "Start clearing the path, I will be right behind you," BJ said, bracing himself to run.

BJ examines his map, and has a small chuckle. He does a U-turn, and is facing the generator room. "That could have taken a while longer..." BJ muttered. Before he entered, he bent down and searched the guard he left in the dark. He found a fire-type box, a ring powered handgun, and a pair of NVGs. H...

Oops, sorry
BJ nods in agreement with Gamma's answer, before he rode into the warehouse, hopped off his bike, and went to grab an assault rifle from storage. He slung it over his shoulder and grabbed some ammo before looking for Lunar. "Do you need help with anything?" he asked.

BJ wakes up in a distant land from where he came from. He gets hungry, and wants bacon. Suddenly, he has bacon. He grins, and wishes for more bacon. And more. And more. And so on for 5 hours or so... Until he had enough bacon to build the world's first house out of bacon! All that he needed now was ...

BJ grins. "Roar, FENRIR!" he cried out, spinning on the spot. A blue disc shot out from his blade, sharp enough to kill, but not continue after contact, thus preventing Gamma from being hit. He made sure to not fire it in Yoshi's direction, so it was a kind of open circle.

"Are you done talking? Make sure you finish by saying over, over," BJ said quietly, and then soon after heard footsteps getting close to him. "Roar, Fenrir," he muttered as Fenrir materialised, He stepped into an alcove as the guard walked past. BJ then quickly swung the sword up, defeating the guar...

"Alright," BJ said, before placing the fruit, the medallion and the Manticore Claw into the furnace, and infused them with his lightning energy. He then stood back and waited.


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9/10s vial manticore poison
2 vials manticore blood
2 Blood Vine fruit
Deadmans Bone Dagger

BJ unslung his rifle. "Let's do this," BJ said as he walked off. He reached the entrance of the underground base and looked around. He spotted two guards out the front. "Swoop, Aquilla," BJ muttered while activating his mist box. An eagle materialised from the box, and perched on a nearby rock. It t...

Oops, I guess I skipped over that line... As he walked out, BJ put his hands into his pockets. He stopped, puzzled, as he felt a strange object. He pulled it out of his pocket, and realised it was a medallion. He went back to the curator. "I wish to create a creature from my Landshark Medallion, a ...

"Wait, we still need to finish the plan. After I sneak in and sabotage the power, I will call you on this transmitter," BJ said while handing Gaspard the other transmitter, "Then you blow out the wall. You guys wait at the explosion point while I meet up with you. I will call if I get into trouble. ...

"Well... I do not think I have obtained a medallion yet... So I will come back later," BJ said, before turning for the exit.

I'm so lazy that I can't be bothered getting up and going to the toilet =) (try being lazier than that!)

As if. I only made that mistake once, quite a while back. Maybe you WANTED me to have written Gamma instead of Levka? BJ jumps over to Levka, and protects him. An arrow flies through the air. And BJ spins to slice it out of the air. The arrow splits clean in two, and BJ cuts down the guards around ...

"OK Gaspard, drive when you are ready," BJ said. "So, we need to figure out who does what. Gaspard has already volunteered to blow out the wall. I can probably sneak in through the front door and disable the generator, creating a disturbance before the wall is blown up. Then we can pick off guards f...

BJ held the bone-white dagger in both hands, turning it slowly as he examined it. "Nice, this is made to last..." BJ muttered. "So, what can I make from these materials?" he asked the curator.

"I thought we needed some variety from the daily routine," BJ joked. "So, do you think this area is clean?"