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I agree.

I have noticed that FS hides under tables an awful lot.

Shilegamafu.

I have an mp3 player, but it doesn't shuffle.

Kayaks

Kill all yams at Kentucky soon

(Don't you have to eliminate the person above you?)
Eliminated for breaking the game's rules!

ASDFanimalthing: 48
Kumquat: 122

Why is everyone adding to the kumquat?!
It's an ASDFanimalthing, for goodness sake! You're all sacrilegious heathens!

My favorite word is now 'growl'.

That's great, but who is Birdo?

Oh, right, she's that pink clone of yoshi.

(I just looked it up.)

Meh, I think that's overdoing just a little bit. Try taking out the bit about hanging them. That should be better!

No. Go back to sleep.

Hm... I think it is shopped. Those are obviously meant to be Galapagos tortoises, and they don't eat like that. They also have shorter necks.

Wise Man leveled up! He evolved into Baby!
He forgot Go to Confession, and learned Cry!

Name: Baby
Type: Failed experiment
Skill 1: Make Youth Elixir
Skill 2: Obey the Law
Skill 3: Have a Heart Attack
Skill 4: Cry

Picture editing FTW.

Yeah. Did you know that JavaScript is the most widely used web language in the whole world? It's very powerful. If you want, I can even help you learn it.

Good Man leveled up! He evolved into Retired Man!
He forgot Take Server Down, and learned Have a Heart Attack!

Name: Retired man
Type: Elderly person
Skill 1: Snitch
Skill 2: Obey the Law
Skill 3: Have a Heart Attack
Skill 4: Go to Confession

Oh, I need one more thing.
*gets laptop and begins ASDFing*

Batch can't really do too much. It's basically a triggerable form of executing MS-DOS commands.