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I've noticed the most people online at anyone time was 181 in 2007. We need to break that record. So spread the word of ASDF and tell them to get on on New Year's Eve, right at 11:55pm. This needs to happen. For glory. For mankind. For ASDF! *battlecries*

I condemn you to JKL;!

What is QWERTY to ASDF?

Wha-wha-what!?

Can you dance for me? For money?

Whatever that means

Wait...what does it mean?

"Heh," Yoshi said. "It should help me keep in super form for longer...I should give it a better name then super form..." Sometimes, Yoshi ponders unusual things.

"I had a hunch," Yoshi said, "since he was stupid yet powerful." He shifted back to normal form, hardly stumbling, thanks to his JKL; inherited power. He stared for a moment at the dead king. Hmm... "Yoshi, it's time to go," said Gamma. While he walked out, Yoshi silently thanked Slagmaw for his ext...

Wall

OMG

"Grr!!! I'LL CRUSH YOU, SLAGMAW!" Yoshi yelled and, before Gamma could do anything, charged up to Slagmaw and pummeled him while he tried to summon a silver sword. I should've gone for the heart before, but now, I'll make certain he dies! Only then he noticed he never got out of super form. It didn'...

"All good," Yoshi replied and Yoshi and Gamma left for the main castle hall. "Gamma, stay behind. If you couldn't get me out of JKL;'s control, you've got no chance against this guy." Before Gamma could say anything, Yoshi dashed out and sped out of site into the throne room. Time to finish what I t...

*face palm* You're TERRIBLY STINKY

Iin the air is what?

Stink

Microsoft

Eliminated for expecting your example to be followed. TAKE THAT!

"I never was able to find that out," Yoshi replied, "And there's still the one known as Slugmaw to deal with, so let's go." While they walked, Yoshi pondered the new abilities he gained. It's a nice gift to have this kind of magic but I never wanted this. I only wanted to journey as a normal wandere...

"Yeah," replied Yoshi, "Apparently there isn't just one whole cookie. There's actually parts of them over the JKL; kingdoms."

"Again, I am sorry about that. But there's one good thing about this," Yoshi said as he teleported right behind Gamma, spooking him. He then said, "I got more magic. I can do so much more now!"

Yoshi, though he was out, noticed he was drugged to stay asleep for longer. Oh great. Good thing the new magic has made me stronger and that JKL; isn't controlling me anymore. He pondered for a moment in his unconscious state then thought, I better tell these guys I'm back. Otherwise, bad things mig...

Gah! He's strong! Yoshi thought as he got up. It would've done vastly more damage had he not been in super mode. Of course, he's still no match against ME! Yoshi used another of his new magicks to teleport straight back to Gamma, who was crumpled where he sat. He chuckle at this and said, "You're w...

Noticing bjrocks running away, he considered running after him, then realised, Gamma is a bigger threat. I've gotta take him out first. He ignored bj, rummaged through the house and found Gamma. "You're toast," Yoshi said and started pummeling Gamma with everything he had.