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"Then let us join hands and allow me to teleport us all to ASDF castle," Yoshi said.

Yoshi stared at the castle and thought about it crumbling into a huge mound of stone and rubble and it being flung out far away.

"I guess...wait...how about I try and simply teleport to it by thinking of it?" Yoshi simply tried it without waiting for Gamma, but it failed. "Oh...thought it'd work...heh." Now Yoshi tried to locate the third piece of cookie. "Huh...sorry. Doesn't work. I wonder why?"

Eliminated for wanting an interesting reason.

(You still said apple)
Acid

He knew Gamma had the food with him, but he wanted some hot meat with some roast potatoes. So he thought of exactly that. To his surprise, it appeared, but, obvoiusly Yoshi wasn't thinking ahead, as the food fell on the floor. "Whoops," said Yoshi. He then made a plate appeared, cleaned the food and...

(I knew you'd say Apple before)
Stomach

Fruit

(Whatever happened to the food I first moved?)

Ipod

As he saw Gamma fighting, he had a new idea. Is it possible to fight using weapons controlled by psychokinesis? Let's find out... Yoshi looked at Gamma and said, "Out of the way. I wanna try something new on these guys." Gamma moved out of the way, the 3 remaining soldiers charging up. "You don't wa...

Yoshi climbs down after Gamma. He looks at his handywork, then immediately wonders to Gamma, "I just realised. I made the sword using my abilities, yet there was no noticable after-pain. I wonder if using them actually makes me more resistant to the after-effects..."

Eliminated yet again for that last comment.

I'm confused...

Whatever gets us on at the same time. We also need to...advertise ASDF.

"One sec..." said Yoshi as he stood still, eyes closed. I may've gotten a sword back at ASDF armoury but I should try to make something better. He was curious as to the extent of his powers so he tried to gather metal, heating it, shaping it into a sword, temper it repeatedly and make a hilt for the...

...wait... ...oh never mind...

Eliminated because you made the last post of this train of thought. PARADOX!!!

AAH! THE END OF...Grapefruit?

I wonder...huh?

I just thought of something much simpler. Check the time zone and change 11:00pm - 12:00am by whatever time zone your in. (Eg. GMT +10 means 11:00pm + 10:00 = 9:00am) We'll come on at that time on December 31st - January 1st.