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Uhoh. You're on to me.

Except my SUV isn't giant and I drive with the windows up.

Luckily I don't live near any big campuses so I don't have to worry about that. I just get regular suburban bad drivers and old people.

He makes a good point

I think that's the most illegal thing he does! Does he respond to "Killer"?

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Egg

Conundrum

Look at his cute little lion scruff! What's his name?

I'm pretty sure it is illegal to let your dog run around in the middle of the street.

Ogle

Pavement

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Out with it! We are all unprofessional therapists here.

That stinks. Is it college kids running the show? I've only had KFC I think.

What about your dog

Table

Tipsy

I tried and failed. I can read that Popeye is dying inside!

I would hate to be the reason your stomach explodes. If you can get the baking soda all the way into your stomach before the vinegar hits, that is. Maybe it'll make your breath super fresh! This combination is how I clean my Pyrex dishes.

Will it take you that long to do the math on your age? I have a calculator.

Ye who claims that thy chicken lays upon the top four of chicken that thou has fried may not claim the title until thy chicken has lain upon my tongue in a final judgment, lest ye be lying

Halibut