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I dont got the time To listen to all your cheap ass rhymes You might want to back off of this thread Before you get wacked on the head You dont want to know what'll happen cuz I'll make you my bitch And eventually leave you in a ditch While I make you OD Off of some homemade DMT And you'll see how s...

I can only fit about 438 songs on my Ipod

He is probably not in jail cuz smokin and growin weed isnt even illegal if you got a liscence.

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A little bit over half way...

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I have had a good weekend. On Friday night was my schools homecoming game. I was in town for the game, but I don't remember who won because I was so fucked up on hash. I also apparently fell asleep with my clothes on (I dont remember going to bed). Last night was the dance too, lots of people really...

Flying Sheep wrote:

Reathos wrote:

Flying Sheep wrote:Lol, I ate both my legs. -_-

dumb cunt...

Wtf is wrong with you?

Nothing, I'm just fuckin with your mind.

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Marley Medley - Sublime

I saw my friend at school with a glock.

(true story, except it wasnt school. he was afraid of getting jumped or something. It was some funny shit.)

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Flying Sheep wrote:Lol, I ate both my legs. -_-

dumb cunt...

I've been dealing some substances at my school today. I have some mixed feelings about it. The money is great, I've been broke pretty much all my life, but I think I might get caught eventually.

Grab your lighters, roll that sticky, lets higher Got that Bluberry Muffin and its that fire And I never thought it would taste this good Thank god for the man who put in my hood Its got me singin melodies that I never thought I would Keep passin tell you cant take no more Somebodies gotta take a tr...

We gettin faded off the bud smoke With every bong toke Whoa, thats enough for me This beer really makes me wanna pee And we been dealin shrooms, ludes and ecstacy Thizz, acid and THC And you can hear the police comin after me We been stayin on the run from the police But dont you critisize because t...

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asdfkumquat wrote:today I'm leaving to go camping. bye!

I remember the first time i ever saw a joint. It was when I was camping when I was 4 years old. My dad said it was a rolled cigarette and he rolled it because it was good for camping. Weed has played a major role in my life...

BYE! Today is my friend Koby's birthday and he is a weed smoking virgin. Since he is turning 13 I decided to smoke him out on his first day of being a teenager.