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i ate a capn crunch for breakfast eerlier.

and put a tape player with pornographic sounds behind the door.

i do it all the time. we DO need the extra pause.. its to simulate "actual" talking. for instance, try this: 1. yeah asdf is pretty awesome... its like the coolest thing since boobs. sort of. 2. yeah asdf is pretty awesome. its like the coolest thing since boobs. sort of. read both of those... doesn...

thanksgiving is tomorrow!

4 me neway

Helix sees the robot hamster and knowing that he is loyal to jk; helix begins to inform the hamster about what he has learned about the treasure.

"That local over there told me that according to his ancestors stories... the qwerty treasure should be... SOMEWHERE IN KENYA"

Dun Dun Dun!

cuz youd be in the afterlife realizing that someone just blew your fucking brains out.

thats the ONLY way you can open your eyes. otherwise they would already be open

Helix makes friends with the locals of Kenya but is secretly trying to find the whereabouts of a hidden qwerty treasure in the midst of the land. He must find it before asdf does!

gerbils arent hamsters...?

yeah, and the loller skates

ooooh ammonia. kinky.

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

I have maked another poem.
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Uncontrollable urges to itch my foot
to scratch my thumb
and to eat my cereal

Sniffing balloons
like a crazy man
popping them hurts my nose.

Until i realize why the cat meows
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*Bows to his audience*

^^ wow peemore thats a really good poem! i cant believe noone else has posted any feedback on your brilliance! bravo!

not the ASDF keys surely!!!

do a little research on torpark and tell me what you think

lol srsly?

pretty much every proxy site is blocked at my school. actually every single one. that ive tried anyway. which is in the hundreds.

YOYOYO i just invited BOB and he joined. hes pretty cool. not as cool as peemore.