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Is a couple more than 2?

ASDF, it's just.

it's just Some Totally Unsignificant Fish Flooding A Tower?

As long as you like trains.

Atom, I did not know that o.o

And my favorite ideas so far are thus:

Walking around as a Giant Salt Shaker carrying a Machete. "A salt with a deadly weapon"
or
I'm a salt shaker and my wife if a D-Cell Battery. "A salt and battery."

But what if I give you.... ONE MILLION DOLLARS?!

Hmm. Why is this thread still alive?

I believe Hitler sits in the ground...

Do they scramble like eggs?

Also, I doth enjoy the company of Locomotive engines pulling behind them a series of cargo carrying and civilian transporting boxes on wheels

Welcome to Car-Munch, can I take your order?

Take it from someone who used to be not able to live without having the feeling of a true love in my life... Or at least, what I thought was true love. I used to force myself to have a girl, any girl I could, and then shove love words and near-obsession down their throats, but after my longest runni...

Agreed^

Normally I would add something profound and ASDF-ey, but at this time I believe my arm is about to fall off. No biggie, just don't think I have the skills to type with one arm.

Puns are never intended, only implied.

Hey guise! I don't know how many of yall celebrate Halloween, or All Hallows Eve, or whatever, but here, we do. And this will be my first time getting to take my son out trick-or-treating, last year I had to work, and he was only a couple of months old. So I'm pretty excited. Due to low funds, I has...

I wonder if I should post something? Nah, I'll leave it for later.

How long was posting not working o.o?

Today began with a ridiculous hangover that doesn't make any sense, due to the fact that I barey drank anything last night, and other nights I can get crazy krunk and be just fine the next day. I assume the solution is I just need to drink, constantly. Not sure how my work would feel about that... :...

Not long now before we hit 20K....

Depends on which way I'm swingin the blade, doesn't it?