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lil timmy wrote:Really? What kind of car do you drive?

A really expensive car. I pad the seats with money just to show everyone how wealthy I am. (I'm not really, I had to sell my brother and my house and now I live in a cardboard box.

asdfkumquat wrote:No, "wonderful" refers to Dodge.

If wonderful means "trapped under six metres of soil".

asdfkumquat wrote: I don't imagine you because you are real but... If you say so.

How do you know I am real? I am a figment of lies ...

asdfkumquat wrote:April 1 "April Fools Day"

only fools celebrate it

Only fools celebrate your mom. Oooooooh.

Nac yuo cededo hsit?

asdfkumquat wrote:You just encouraged your so-called "god" to kill himself? How disrespectful.

He isn't my god, he's my king. I worship him because that's what slaves to do their masters, it doesn't mean I love him or anything. asdf is my God, I love asdf.

asdfkumquat wrote:the quote

What quote?

asdfkumquat wrote:

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o.o this text is all greeeeeeen

that's the good thing about code tags. Oh and thx Shai

1. Do
2. You
3. Know
4. How
5. To
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7. This?

Green is my favourite colour.

I thought my first math textbook belonged to me, so I drew all over everything in pen. My friend told me I wasn't supposed to do that, so I used a ton of white-out on everything. Haha. I still draw on my books but not as much, just in the back. Oh and Ml, I draw on my hand too but my mom says I cou...

I made a typo?

asdfkumquat wrote:Lucky English people, then...

I know. It's so annoying, all the good stuff are either English or American.

I didn't like your poem, Squat, it wasn't even. Rhyming poems have to contain similar amounts of syllables in each line, and the accents have to fall in the right place. This makes no sense. Rhyming poems don't have to do anything, it's just done more that they fall the same, look at mine, they don...

DownSpaghetti swats away a fly who is in his light.

Rattrap777 wrote:I'm so lazy you had to copy my lazy, after all I broke the lazy scale first!

I'm so lazy, the lazy scale got into the seven thousands.

Rattrap777 wrote:... in france...

... , southern France, ...

Out comes small fries and a double decker with the patty on the side.

In goes a fly you found in your patty.

asdfkumquat wrote:Think about it. How many words start with x, like 2? Xylophone and something else.

And putting "xylophone" in front of every post is kinda cheating too.

Yes but I am Dodge. Blargen then dodges your attack. Your soul is trapped in the theatre where they first aired High School Musical. HSM destroys your soul so after about ten reruns your soul is completely gone. Mine and Blargen's hill. We are the Awesome Hill Force of Awesomeness. AHFA ftw! Fine I...

Ohellay.

MrBowserPuffi wrote:I want this topic to die

I'll help you kill it?