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asdfkumquat wrote:

Ml08180 wrote:

asdfkumquat wrote:I'm whole, except for my heart. It needs to be fixed.

*Hugs Ms. Quat*

YAAAAAAAAAY!!! my heart is fixed now

Oh noes.

vraiment wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:

vraiment wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:

vraiment wrote:isn't this a topic for chat in V for Vraiment?

Yes it is.

Else, things has gone terrible wrong

My name's Squiggley, not Else.

I was talking in a implication way, have you ever studied logic?

Logic is not an option in my school.

Out it comes with "LIEZ!" stamped on it.

In goes a toothbrush.

But you have to not hurt me first. I can own the smaller hill on the other side of the path. We can live in harmony.

Rattrap777 wrote:I'm so tough I banned you again. An everyone knows that those who double unban themselves are f**s!

I can't quite work out what "f**s" means but anyhow.

I am so tough I can ban you!

Yes, I don't know what fool said "well we could use the SI units for our new measurement of length, but although multiples of ten are really easy to use it's a bit boring not having to look up the length of each measurement whenever you want to measure something. I have an idea, let's choose complet...

Ok, I have finished adding the wood flooring to the hallway. We're now painting the ceiling. There are five doors leading off, but they're all empty, and have no floor. Except the big room at the very top has a plastic floor, which will delay the fall to the centre of the Earth.

asdfkumquat wrote:PINBACK NOT PAINBACK.

Sorry, couldn't hear you, the pain in my pack is intensified.

Like this? [img]<a%20class="linkification-ext"%20href="http://www.f-up.net/annoying/pics/orange.jpg"%20title="Linkification:%20http://www.f-up.net/annoying/pics/orange.jpg">http://www.f-up.net/annoying/pics/orange.jpg</a>[/img] Yes, that circular knife would be perfect for dicing that up into minus...

Why do you dislike America? I don't necessarily like USA, even though I live here - people here eat too much and are lazy and it's the country with most people in jail. But good things come from America, too. (such as Pinback) my favorite country is New Zealand. Because they give juvenile delinquen...

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:

ThingerDudes wrote:alcohol describes the functional group OH

oh..

Oh!

lil timmy wrote:

keja wrote:Surely there can't be teachers at 23 years of age... That's only 4-5 years older than most people in my class...

Either she's really smart and good at what she does to get a job that quick, or there must be a huge demand for teachers.

Well she mustn't be teaching Common Sense.

Sorry, I meant "have".

vraiment wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:

vraiment wrote:isn't this a topic for chat in V for Vraiment?

Yes it is.

Else, things has gone terrible wrong

My name's Squiggley, not Else.

Yes it's sixteen. Age certificates have no effect on anyone though. Except maybe when you don't exactly look eighteen. But you can always get the movie out.

Rattrap777 wrote:We should all just share the wealth, man! Just get high and forget all the hate! You understand, brother?


*Upsmash to hippie*

I'll not share a cent to you. I'm going to lock my infinite amount of money in a small box and hide it under my mattress. Might be a little bumpy.

I have a friend who eats sushi. He's mixed race (White/Black). He also reads a lot of manga, watches Anime and only finds Asian girls attractive. I think you have it backwards. He probably likes Asian girls so he developed those Asian traits to attract them, or it rubbed off from hanging around the...

Well I've learned that whenever one of your parents commit suicide is steal all their money first because when the police get it they'll take it away until you're eighteen.

lil timmy wrote:Why would anyone want to spend their life running from drunken Irish folk out for their lucky charms?

Must be hard for a bearded midgit to get laid.

Not fair. Why does everyone make Irish jokes? I bet all of you have never been there.