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United Nations - yup, we're in the UN. America! It means absolutely nothing to be here! Now that's the American spirit. And you buy iTunes in the iTunes store. It's an online store. But I thought American wasn't in the UN yet. And I downloaded iTunes for free once. :? I don't know why cause I don't...

asdfkumquat wrote:Make fun of America all you want. I don't give a crap about it. I am 35% German, 25% Irish, 25% Czech and 15% Welsh. 100% European.

So you're not American? Thank God.

asdfkumquat wrote:Taco Bell

Not quite what I was thinking of.

asdfkumquat wrote:Whatever...

It's weird when it rains when the sun is shining.

I love to sing "La-de-la-de-la-de-la-de mining".

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Isn't that what the whole war was about though? This guy --> ?

So Green-with-about-a-quarter-blue!

asdfkumquat wrote:Out come Mario and Luigi.

In goes Princess Peach.

Out comes an apricot.

In goes a surprise.

I like craigslist. Only the hoodlums who steal stuff and have to get rid of it fast write gibberish. And I didn't buy you, I was talking about a Nintendo DS Lite. :roll: Hey, I heard about that ash cloud from Iceland. It went over Ireland, didn't it? The airports in Dublin opened back up today, tha...

asdfkumquat wrote:O.O

I'm so tough I don't have a shirt with that on it...

That's not very tough.

asdfkumquat wrote:That sounds awesome!!! Thank you! I didn't know it was that good...

Yes it is the true work of a master.

CX gamer wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:Nac yuo cededo hsit?

Honka bonka in your face!...

Translates as:

Kahno kabno in ruoy cefa!

Hmmm...

keja wrote:Okay, but it will take you a lot longer...

Not if you add SI prefixes.

keja wrote:I find it racist that you assume all Mexicans are drug addicts.

Reverse psychology.

keja wrote:Okay Spag, just drop your trousers and bend down. Tom will be with you in a moment.

You mean "Dom".

I'm not Shakespeare. Just I'm good at English. And you're not. The Queen would be ashamed with you.

keja wrote:A spaz is an English slang term for retard... There was an incident in which an American manufactured Wheelchair had to be renamed because of this.

Why, was it named SpazWheeler or something?

keja wrote:Maybe it's the exotic lack of a black eye that you've never seen before...

Is your mom black? First for everything, I suppose.thing

keja wrote:So old and successful currencies are bad in your eyes?

No, not really. Anyway America haven't joined the UN yet, have they?

keja wrote:That last one is the pot calling the kettle black though, isn't it?

Exactly.

I've never had Dr. Pepper. I've seen it though in the shop beside school.