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I was so high I just pressed on random keys which just happened to make words.

How much older?

Ml08180 wrote:*turns into steel box*

You know steel melts 1400 degrees Celsius?

I like cows, they're big and furry, They eat all day, they never hurry. They look at you with huge big eyes, You can tell they're angels in disguise. I wonder what they do all day, Their lives must be pretty dull and grey. Maybe they are robots or spies, Scanning the action through their very own ey...

asdfkumquat wrote:YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND! I DIDN'T GET TO GO TO THE SHINEDOWN CONCERT!!!

Don't worry. They were probably crap anyway.

asdfkumquat wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:Who would have guessed?

YOU did!

Yes, I did, didn't I?

Black.

asdfkumquat wrote:Loser.

D: You hurteded my feelings.

"How many Smarties did you eat yesterday, Doctor Peabody?"
"Well Sherman, the total has been evaluated to no more than 1619"

Well what flavour (grr ...) was it?

Americans are such lousy spellers. It's colour, harbour, theatre, centre. Not color, harbor, theater and center.

If I were able to, when I grow up I want to move to America.

Yet to be invented, unfortunately.

Meanwhile we can pretend we're funny and use [sarc][/sarc].

Ml08180 wrote:Close your mouth, you'll let in flies!

But that's why I opened my mouth in the first place.

Ml08180 wrote:

DownSpaghetti wrote:Ok, I'll subscribe. Who wants to get me to join?

you could just go to the blog and click the "follow" button...

But I want to give someone the honour of getting two cookies.

God I hate Americans. Stupid Firefox spellchecker.

Ml08180 wrote:*stops speaking of Todd, who isn't really Todd because of his master*

Hmm, yes.

You should have changed your insanity to vanilla. Strawberry isn't as nice.

How are perfect people modest? It's not as if they actually say "There's nothing wrong with me. I'm perfect.".

Ml08180 wrote:*hides in a cloud*

How would a cloud protect you.
What you really need is the Anti-Danger Table. Buy now for only €59.99 and get this FREE table cloth (with a choice of four colours) for a limited time only.

Ml08180 wrote:that's possible...

Do I sense sarcasm?

*Drools*