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So, is the happy couple going to go on a honeymoon?!...

And ASDF gave that message through to me and bam! It appeared in my post just like that... :p

It's a gift sent from ASDF...

Or what he says...

*Takes a slice floor of cake*...

Congratulations, both of you!

Because Arkannine and asdfkumquat have consented together in holy wedlock, and have witnessed the same before ASDF and these witnesses, and have thereto given and pledged their faith, each one to the other, By the power given to me by ASDF (and the bride and groom), I pronounce that they are Husband...

(To Bride) Repeat after me: "I, asdfkumquat, take thee Arkannine, to me by lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part. by ASDF's holy ordinance I pledg...

(To Groom) Repeat after me: "I, Arkannine, take thee asdfkumquat, to me by lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part. by ASDF's holy ordinance I pledge t...

(To Bride) Repeat after me: "This ring I give as a token of my affection, sincerity, and fidelity. Will you wear it as a symbol of your own affection, sincerity, and fidelity toward me?"

*Nods confirmingly*

(To Bride) What token do you give as a symbol of your affection and of your sincerity and fidelity?

This is where bride says "I will."

Repeat after me: "This ring I give as a token of my affection, sincerity, and fidelity. Will you wear it as a symbol of your own affection, sincerity, and fidelity toward me?"

(To Groom) What token do you give as a symbol of your affection and of your sincerity and fidelity? (ring)

And do you, asdfkumquat, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and to cherish, to have and to hold; and do you promise, forsaking all others, to cleave to him and to him alone, for as long as you both shall live?

Overruled! Now for the main part; A union embodying such an ideal is not to be entered into lightly, but reverently, and in the fear of ASDF. Thus said, Do you, Arkannine, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to cherish, to have and to hold; and do you promise, forsaking all ...

And now, for a scripture reading: The holy scriptures set ASDF's love for his church before you as an example for your devotion. You have guidance concerning the meaning of that love. In the words of the Apostle Paul: "Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous; Love does not brag and is not ...

Welcome to this ASDF wedding between asdfkumquat and Arkannine . This thread will be updated quickly. Also, there will be cake at the end. Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of ASDF, and in the presence of these wittnesses to join asdfkumquat and Arkannine in the bonds of hol...

True. What should I do now? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ask if you can be his girlfriend!... :D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What should I do now, CX? Ask if you can be his girlfriend!... :D What does "~" mean? That she doesn't know what to write... Oh... Is it wavy there? It must be... Are you nervous because of th...

:o what will Ark think about this? Am I asking you too many questions? Would you really consider an asdf wedding? :shock: I have no idea what Ark will do... Too many question isn't possible... Yes... How do you really feel about this? I feel fine, thanks... :) Is that good? I'm afraid so... :( How ...