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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey. Turn up the music, I can't hear it."
The bartender turns up the music and says, "What? I can't hear you!"

I made that up. Hehe

I would punch babies anyway because I absolutely despise small children.
But I love asdf so much, I would stop if it told me to.

Yes. Next?

FLIGHT

manlady who

Me

Smokey Mon LOL

N0R5K1
yea

I always wondered...

Again, Touché.

YOU SUCK
lollipops
I killed you and buried you in a giant burial mound that's the new hill. My hill!!!

I use the kind made out of dirt and the stuff in the sewer. My mom makes me use that. She doesn't like to spend money on little children.

I am excited because Shai let my thread run! Yay! I feel bloodthirsty because

Even if it's a democracy, keja should still be the leader. I would rather be on keja's sinking ship and follow him to his death than live in a country constantly bombarded by terrorism, racist jokes, and injustice.
Hey, end it sooner. 2012 WILL be painful.

Meat is juicy. I wish I didn't have to eat it and be cruel to animals, but it's just those things like the crunch of bacon, or the grease of a drumstick running down your arm... ...or the crack of the unwanted bone in your teeth... ...or the squish and slipperiness of the disgusting leftover fat ......

1585.
Wait
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH what did you just say????

They're talking about my mom...
...right?!
ASDF > my mom. My mom is part of JKL;.

That's true! keja is always right! Yay!

Tord is trigger-happy.
N0R5K1

ThingerDudes is right - actually, most things (or thingers) bought with coupons are usually those you don't usually buy. My mom got the nasty pizza instead of the cheese-stuffed-crust kind because it was on sale & she had a coupon.
Oh, Sora - what are you selling? I wanna buy it!