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Out comes Sexyback

In goes the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

When life gives you lemons shove the lemons down life's throat until life craps lemonade

Naked man found in....

I hate jkl; so much it makes me want to punch babies.

kat

that never to return again vowed

I'm so tough I drink milk straight from the carton.

Apple

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gawd this is taking forever

I like Rice Krispies. Om nom nom.

So I make no effort to hide the fact that I know very little about these modern video game doohickeys that the kids play with these days. But if you had a choice between a Playstation 3 and an XBOX 360, which would be the better gift for my nephew and why?

Or like the ocean, but with three more stars, and a lot less fish.

but they have ToString() methods. :lol: :lol: :lol:... I see what you did there... hehe...funny...porgramming.... Yay!... Join the club of programmers!... :D I didn't get it :( I don't know how to grammer :| ToString is a thing that converts something to a string, which is a piece of text... Women ...

Besides, ASDF > God.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That reminds me of a joke: René Descartes walks into a bar and orders a martini and then drinks it. He orders a second martini, drinks that as well. He then orders a third martini, and also drinks it. The bartender comes over and asks him, "Mr. Descartes, would y...

ha! you die!

IT IS CAKE?!

If I used a full syringe this big?

My mom says I'm cool. That's what I keep telling the other kids but they still pick on me and I don't know why. I'm cool! My mom said so!

Is this the mega-non-quote?