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Yes. North America.

Mmmmm. Bacon.

Things that are amusing about the video of our KGB friend: 1. That actually aired on Russian television, which meant someone somewhere thought it would be a fun thing to watch. 2. He is lip-synching to a song that has no words. And, in fact, screws it up most of the time. 3. He points and laughs at ...

Nay, here are some creepy jokes: http://www.fionasplace.net/creepyjokes.html

I think you have to use that little tool to nip off the end of him, too, so that he'll light up better.

Can I please get a side of honey to go with my rape? Thank you.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

And then we could plot the takeover of the United Republic of jkl;.

li'l timmy is right...chicks dig a good Romeo. They will want to whatfor your hitherto.

*claps hands excitedly* Oooo! Please!!

"In the tooooowwwwn where I was borrrrrn,
Lived a maaaaaaaaaan who sailed to seeeeeeeeeeea,
And he tooooooooold us of his liiiiiiiiiiiiiife,
In the laaaaaaaaaaaand of submarines!"

What happened to the color-changing llama thing? I liked him. He was my friend. Now he is gone.

*gasp!* Put your vrai away! There are ladies and small children here!!

*sigh* If I only had a brain...de do de do da de do.

Canada is not boring. They have moose, hockey, mounties, ice fishing, and an entire providence that has French as the primary language. Canada is anything BUT boring!

CX gamer wrote:The US is racist...

Oh, please. You can't tell me that when eating M&Ms you don't separate them into the different colors first and then just eat one color at a time just like the rest of us. Pfft!

And tell me, how many black Kings has Sweden elected lately?!

As long as it had the words "IN ASDF WE TRUST" engraved at the bottom of it, that'd be sweet!

I don't think that flirting with other women when you are in a relationship is "cheating." Now, had you stuck your tongue in her mouth, well, then, that's another matter all together.

Yes, whatever did Zac Efron do besides stand there and look like a douchebag?