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by assdef
Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:49 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Where are you from?
Replies: 35
Views: 4427

Re: Where are you from?

'MURICA! FUCK YEAH!
by assdef
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:23 am
Forum: General
Topic: The topic is being off topic
Replies: 937
Views: 173750

Re: The topic is being off topic

Anonymously Famous wrote:
assdef wrote:You need to learn math so that when you're old like me you can quickly calculate the tip on a bill to be an amount that makes the total a round number. #nerdyoldman An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
Everyone has calculators on their phone now, you know.
Huh? An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
by assdef
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:22 am
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

by assdef
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:18 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910302

Re: The Daily Thread

Anonymously Famous wrote:
Froggychum wrote:i didnt miss Assdef though
I did!
I am easy to miss
Anonymously Famous wrote:I'll have to watch those computer-y videos later!
An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
by assdef
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:16 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275956

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

STFU

DOGS > CATS
by assdef
Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:15 am
Forum: General
Topic: Discussion
Replies: 34
Views: 4298

Re: Discussion

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:(Welcome!) Welcome to the ASDF Forums™! ASDF will take care of you from now on!
Fix'd
by assdef
Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910302

Re: The Daily Thread

by assdef
Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:56 am
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

we're not weird.

you're weird.
by assdef
Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:55 am
Forum: General
Topic: The topic is being off topic
Replies: 937
Views: 173750

Re: The topic is being off topic

You need to learn math so that when you're old like me you can quickly calculate the tip on a bill to be an amount that makes the total a round number. #nerdyoldman An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
by assdef
Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:54 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275956

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

dogs > cats
by assdef
Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:15 am
Forum: General
Topic: The topic is being off topic
Replies: 937
Views: 173750

Re: The topic is being off topic

Equals three
by assdef
Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

Image
by assdef
Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:11 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275956

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Did you just call AF "sugar shit"? Or did I read that comma incorrectly?
by assdef
Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910302

Re: The Daily Thread

HEY! Enough of the computer nerdiness. There is a specific [Srs] topic for that nonsense, so I don't have to look at it and have it hurt my eyes. So knock it off. :x
by assdef
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910302

Re: The Daily Thread

Today the furnace in my house wasn't working, so I had to pay a man $206 to fix it.

Adulting is hard. :( I don't want to adult anymore.
by assdef
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

Yes...those pages where that assdef idiot posted are particularly horrible. :roll:
by assdef
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:40 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14999
Views: 1296334

Re: Let this thread die!

Where is that?
by assdef
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:40 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275956

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Ugh. Off-brand cereal is gross. I'm all about the OG Cheerios.
by assdef
Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:39 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The topic is being off topic
Replies: 937
Views: 173750

Re: The topic is being off topic

No, you're-anium. Sheesh.
by assdef
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275956

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

I had french toast for breakfast this morning. It was delicious.