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by assdef
Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:32 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A test by me
Replies: 23
Views: 3155

Re: A test by me

The score I got was:
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by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:53 pm
Forum: General
Topic: So this website isn't dead?
Replies: 123
Views: 24010

Re: So this website isn't dead?

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:Evidence suggests you first said it in February 2008.
Then evidence would suggest he's been saying it wrong for 9 years and 9 months.
by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: Are you afraid of death?
Replies: 32
Views: 4676

Re: Are you afraid of death?

Don't 'probably' me. I'm an old man. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something. I know what I'm talking about.
by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:13 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275942

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

That's what bosses do. They are unhelpful.
by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:13 am
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

Interesting.
by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 373
Views: 87664

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

The magician got SO MAD he pulled his hare out.
by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:03 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910271

Re: The Daily Thread

Today, in These United States, we are observing Veterans Day. We do so by closing down banks, the post office, and government, so that way old war heroes can't get money, pay bills through money orders, or complain to the Social Security Administration. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
by assdef
Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:01 am
Forum: General
Topic: So this website isn't dead?
Replies: 123
Views: 24010

Re: So this website isn't dead?

Shai'tan wrote:Anything goes within the ASDForums™.
Why must you bastardize the namesake of our dear forum? It is the "ASDF Forums." Your continued implication that the F in ASDF means "Forums" is abhorrent. It is the work of JKL;!
by assdef
Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Does each rule has an exception?
Replies: 6
Views: 1283

Re: Does each rule has an exception?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.
by assdef
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:39 am
Forum: General
Topic: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 373
Views: 87664

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

I once told a joke about infinity. I never heard the end of it.
by assdef
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:33 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275942

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Froggychum wrote:So to be a bit more clear, do you own a business, are you a CEO, manager, supervisor, etc?
I'm the boss
Froggychum wrote:Also what is the topic / genre of what you do?
Bossing people
by assdef
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

Froggychum wrote:c'mon guys that took me and my brother like 30 minutes of work, you could at least be supportive.
It is a very lovely wall of text. But the lack of punctuation makes it difficult to read. Plus, this is the InterWeb: a "TL;DR" summary would be polite.
by assdef
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:27 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910271

Re: The Daily Thread

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:In today's news
  • Trump strikes warmer tone with China
  • Earth's climate strikes warmer tone with all of us
FAKE NEWS
by assdef
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:24 am
Forum: General
Topic: Are you afraid of death?
Replies: 32
Views: 4676

Re: Are you afraid of death?

Speaking as the one here who is likely closest to death An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something., fearing death is a waste of time. Fearing anything is a waste of time, for that matter. But using that fear of death (or other) to ensure you live a life well spent, now that's how you do it.
by assdef
Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:00 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16595
Views: 1275942

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

I tell people to do things, and they do them. Ergo, I'm the boss.

by assdef
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: Discussion
Replies: 34
Views: 4298

Re: Discussion

Hello! I had stopped logging in really, so yesterday and in the day before yesterday I didn`t use to log in this site. In other words, my promise has been kept. However, on the one hand, I do not pay attention to others` offends andf I do not let them influence in any way my positive mood. On the o...
by assdef
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:55 am
Forum: General
Topic: The topic is being off topic
Replies: 937
Views: 173747

Re: The topic is being off topic

Topical Spam: rub that fake meat over your dry skin for instant results!
by assdef
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:54 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10276
Views: 910271

Re: The Daily Thread

Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Generally, I am a positive and happy person! 8) :D 8) :) :) :) :)
Excellent words to live by!

You other youngsters could learn from this. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
by assdef
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:52 am
Forum: General
Topic: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 373
Views: 87664

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.
by assdef
Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:50 am
Forum: General
Topic: This thread
Replies: 141
Views: 19218

Re: This thread

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:I understand that is a quote from asdfmovie10 but I don't see it working in this context
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