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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Froggychum wrote:thank you <3

i like it very much, going in my signature

LIAR. It is NOT in your signature.

Where is this bouncing ball of which you speak? I can't find it. I need clearer instructions.

Ew. Thank you, InterWebs, for bastardizing that song.

Uly wrote:why did I do two pointless threads in one night?
I dunno. i haven't gotten a lot of sleep.

This seems to imply that these forums have a lot of pointfull threads. I would argue that is not the case. Ergo, start as may threads as you want.

Yo...ship your poetry hoo-haa off to the Art? forum ----> link

General is for generalling only. Art is for arting.

Although I, myself, never participated, I was witness to a defalcation scheme at my work.

Defalcation! Can you believe it?!

This thread will not die on my watch. I paid too much for my watch too have things dying on it, and it makes my arm smell bad if it did die. yeah that's fair I guess, but have you thought about what if your watch actually wants threads dying on it, because it secretly dreams of opening a funeral ho...

16,000+ views?! We've gone viral! Why didn't anyone tell me this?! ASDF is viral! I didn't realize I was part of a viral sensation! 2008 was a different world, you could make a video of anything and get 1000 views :lol: Also I think I'm the only one that remembered the video existed So...we’re not ...

I <3 old InterWeb

Unrelated: are you a chef? If you are, and we prepare a meal together, does that mean now I'm cooking with gas? I do cook a lot. I'm in charge of feeding everyone in my house. I guess so! I've never heard that idiom before. Man, there are so many I don't know even in my old age . Whoa there newbie....

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

+1 InterWeb goes to the ubiquitous home link.

Seems like Youtube didn't appreciate the ASDF song thing from 10 years ago, look at those dislikes :o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRQJ2ChSdVM :shock: 16,000+ views?! We've gone viral! Why didn't anyone tell me this?! ASDF is viral! I didn't realize I was part of a viral sensation! Oh, man. So t...

I don't scream internally. I just scream when I need to out loud.

Unrelated: are you a chef? If you are, and we prepare a meal together, does that mean now I'm cooking with gas?

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:I hate nightmares. Today I woke up from a dream where I had to order something from a webshop that didn't use HTTPS

#FirstWorldProblems

Of course it's easier to do the second time around. You know now that someone else can do it. When you don't know if it can be done, then it's way harder. There was that one dude who climbed Mt. Everest. For hundreds/thousands of years, it had never been done. Now people do it all the time. They al...

Today I learned that between now and December 17th, you can create characters on Dungeons and Dragons Online (the WoW-like MMORPG, not the tabletop game) starting at level 10! That's 1/3 of the level cap! I don't have a lot of time to play, and I have a bad habit of nuking characters and remaking t...

Huh?

Guess what? You just lost the game.

#oldmemeisold