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I can recall days when I wouldn’t visit this forum for a week and would come back to hundreds of missed posts. Kids around here would post like it was going out of style.

Now? They’re all old, like me.

Pfft. Mark all forums as read and start posting off-topic nonsense. That’s a winning recipe that has kept me going for 10+ years now.

How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.

Introducing new Assdef™ Brand Laudry Pods!

“Even tastier than the original!”

Bah.

kumquat > cyan

If there’s a boolean, why is there no yayfat?

Indeed, we have a wide spectrum of people in this forum.

My principes is a Roman army.

keja wrote:It must be that awful rock music all the kids today are listening to.
Worshipping the devil isn't "lit", guys. Nobody who smokes weed is your "fam", son.

Here, let me help with that:

hi all!! looks like the last time i posted here as cyan was about a year ago, but i forgot my password, thus is asdfkumquat born again! i'm not an imposteur, i swear appreciate the intl. women's day acknowledgement, boys 8) what a year it has been already - this not-so-proud american is studying in...

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:I'd like to say "Happy Women's Day!" but chances are no women will read this

Correct. There are no women on the InterWeb.

Also, happy MAR10 Day!

It’s-a me, Mario! Everyone’s favorite-a Italian stereotype-a!

Nostalgia points to AF on that one. For all of you whipper snappers out there, you have to realize what an incredible technological advancement a Super Soaker was. Prior to the super soaker, all water guns pretty much looked like this: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61hhOX-KdKL._SY...

Shai'tan wrote:I second that truth.

QFT

purple.com is now a mattress. LAME.

Is it the colonel's chicken??

I present to you the greatest 8-bit video game theme music of all time:

Shai'tan wrote:Note that if the picture is too long that may be an annoyance as well.

I miss Tom.

Why do cows wear bells around their neck?
Because their horns don't work.

Shai'tan wrote:I'm not in it

Wait...who said that?!

Froggychum wrote: The Elder One has the ancient unspeakable powers