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Anonymously Famous wrote:It's more because a lot of jokes rely on double meanings, homophones, etc. A lot of those don't transfer between languages.

Well that's really homophonic of you. Don't hate on homophones. They have every right to get married if they want to.

watch me sip
watch me chardonnay-nay

There are way older and way better memes than "BOTTOM TEXT" - remember candlejack? I always got a big kick out of

That probably means that if I didn't enjoy the golden age of The Simpsons, I shouldn't bother with any of them. What on Earth? How could you not enjoy the golden age of The Simpsons? Mr. Plow? The Death of Mr. Burns? Homer's wonderbat? STONECUTTERS??? I don't even know what to say to this. Regardin...

Millennials invented the TL;DR, they don't have time for your "lore" with all its words and such.

vraiment wrote:

Froggychum wrote:favorite food group every1?
mine is either protein , grains or dairy... fruit is okay, but i hate vegetals

Mine is the TACO group obviously, because I am narcissistic

So...you like to eat yourself?

Who's on first?

This. I added the naked bit to make it sound a little naughtier.

Oh yes...assdef has a mother and a father, and both are alive. Barely. I realize some of you may have thought I just came to be one day, random objects in the universe combining to synthesize an assdef, like some sort of galactic patchwork quilt. Not the case. My mother is a hamster, and my father s...

I guess the real point was that feeling accomplished and successful isn't a switch or some binary state where all of a sudden if you do such and such you wake up feeling like you have it all worked out, so keep in mind that as long as you're working towards something you could say that you "have yo...

I get what you're saying, if my country elected Justin Trudeau I'd be ashamed too. But he's SO DREAMY! *swoon* I'm said it many times. I can't think of a better individual to represent The United States of America as its figurehead than Donald Trump. Whatever, Brexit. At least our leader has a litt...

Yes, AF is married. If I recall correctly, his wife is a fudge-packer. That is, she packs fudge for a living.

Plus, they insert unnecessary u's into everything. It's kiund ouf ridicuuluuouus.

I think the follow-up is due out next May. So not too long to wait.

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile

vraiment wrote:

ThingerDudes wrote:don't let keja hear that

Why? Is true!

Plus, keja speaks the weird version of it. With lifts and trainers and chips and brollies and biscuits and such.

I had street tacos and elotes for lunch today. Yum!

keja wrote:You can't prove that

Check and mate.

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