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I'm consistently surprised that TomSka still makes these videos... I mean, if it were for ad revenue, he could easily churn them out monthly... I guess he just enjoys making them? I would've though he'd been bored by now, after so many years... but to each his own, I guess. Also, I still think they'...

I wouldn't be surprised if my cat started playing on the computer after I go to bed at night. That's why I always shut it off! Like, have you seen how many videos there are of cats laying on keyboards and doing anything from hitting send on an e-mail, to accidentally accessing the nuclear launch pro...

Big alt energy rn

Can we get a 'pog' in chat for The Monthly Thread?

I found this in the archives, I hope it answers your query: A haircut is a forgotten craft from 'The Before Times', a long-lost age that came before the current 'Age of Quarantine' It's purpose was to reverse the growth of the keratin follicles located on the hominid cranium. The exact reasons those...

Haircuts are more of a scam then you think, Thingers!

The entire barbers' industry is actually a cover up for an underground Trans-Antlantic fighting ring for stuffed animals and medical abominations.

I'm snickering rn

Hey guys. I haven't left the site again so quickly (lol), I've just been super busy, and haven't had time to update many threads. Anyways, here's your snickers ice cream, Shai'tan (side effects include: nausea, personality disorder, hulking out, growing a second hand, uncontrollable screaming/crying...

I like the sea of pudding a lot It is super cool

Cumin and cucumbers taste good (but not together), I think.

Oh man! The second one is cooler I think, but might be dangerous... the first one might be useful since my eyes are not very good... I don't know. I will go with the eyesight, I guess, because the other one would be better if I went many places, which I don't. Would you rather have a lovable pet ani...

You will have the most comfortable bed ever to sleep on, but one night per month you will dream of lovely mermaids. :smile: Will you press the button? :smile: Yes! I want this :) You have the most comfortable bed ever that has an infinite supply of your favorite food, but once per week you have a t...

Economically

Out comes six tests each marked with six sixes, and they all belong to the very smart Ivo from Bulgaria

In goes a note of congratulations to Ivo for being so smart!

Explode
(I'm hanging on the edge of my seat to find out how the lake-man solves this problem!)

Did you know that Userlvg is kind and smart as a person and loyal as a reliable friend? :smile: I know he is very kind! I did not know if he was very smart, but he has said a lot of smart things, so I think he may be very smart! I don't know how loyal or reliable he is, but I am very happy to hear ...

(the emojis were a zombie and a guy puking... I don't think either of those are very enjoyable for friends to share! The answer was actually 'Zombie', but in the sense that people say they are 'zombies' when they are feeling very sick It wasn't a very good question, sorry) A monocle man and a sunflo...

(thank you, I also respect you very much Ivo )

Foraging

L, V, G

(the letters in our third friend's username )

Always remember: ONLY YOU CAN STOP THE RISE OF THE DARK LORD.

Raccoon