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I thought about getting a portable generator this winter (I live on a mountain 30 miles from the nearest town, our power gets restored last) so I wouldn't miss work if the power went out, but the price gouging seasonal markup for them is ridiculous here

Ah, the old "shoot the broken leg until it stops" trick

all glory to the plastic toad

Froggychum wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:27 pm

in other words, we're all going to the 'bad afterlife' because we didn't have faith in some religious figure we weren't even aware of.

I think I'd rather not be in the "good place" designed by someone with that sort of attitude, personally

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:13 pm

a "gun pill" is basically just a bullet?

yes, but they're only covered by the Ultra Platinum Premium insurance package*weeps in privatized healthcare*

Photoshop is the tool of the bourgeois JKL;-worshippers. We proletariat ASDFians delight in the siren song of ms paint

so whats the deal with airline food? Being in an airplane can decrease your ability to discern tastes and smells by up to 30% due to a combination of altitude and overall dryness of the air in planes. Today I tried spicy pickled brussels sprouts, and I give them a solid 9/10. Three points were awar...

I have SpaceTime on my Evergrowing List Of Things I Would Like To Maybe Watch Eventually™ but from what I've seen it seems like it would go over my head

The physicists should stop finding so many physics, overharvesting is going to have a serious long-term impact on the population

that's what happens when you have a government run by Evaingelicals

I'm scheduled for my second dose next Friday, I'm really ready for it In any case, getting an imperfect shot ASAP helps slow the spread of the virus (and keeps hospitals from being overwhelmed), and maybe we'll be getting better booster shots in a year or so to completely immunize against all varian...

Contrary to popular belief, asdf has a greater density than nitrogen gas which results in what many refer to as "falling rapidly" when airborne

Impossible. Books cannot be pointless. Otherwise, they'd have to have circular pages :sunglassesman: https://p.motionelements.com/stock-video/education/me2423068-learn-word-sphere-hd-a0242.jpg Gaze into the W͏̮͈̯̝Ơ̠̜̪͜R̵͈͕̬̼͈̯͎̤D̫͞ ̢͕̠͓̳͢Ş̙̦̖͚̩P̹͎̺̱͚H҉͕̫̗̗̞͙͙͔̠E̗̹̳͍͞R̳̱̠̣̗̙̟̥̻Ȩ̵̜ and know Great Tru...

No joke. Been watching the new David Attenborough show "A Perfect Planet", and it's great, but there is that bit about a certain wasp and a certain fig, and you don't wanna know..... I try not to think of the fig wasps while I put fig-based jams on my toast, but the thought is always there. Always ...

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asdf is with us this day!

loving the energy in this thread, it's like a fever dream. please keep posting

1. Instead of committing the arduous and agonizing task of live birth, they just pop out a load of eggs. How lazy. 2. The females are monstrosities without the decency to give milk to their young. 3. They are ectothermic weaklings that would die if they get a little too cold or a little too hot. St...

I sometimes think about how I joined this forum when I was starting my first year of highschool and it feels like a different reality. They knocked the school down a few years ago, which feels like another degree of separation entirely

Froggychum wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:15 pm

I am following the story, but oh boy is it not clear what the point to it all is, at least to me.

perhaps the point is that there is not one

hi belt I'm dad

The Great Chip Deficit has been standing between me and the parts I need for months