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vraiment wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:20 am

Ml08180 wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:52 pm

Let's be honest, who among us doesn't want to throw acid on Andrew Lloyd Weber's face from time to time?

I don't because I don't know who is he

He wrote the score for a lot of musicals

vraiment wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:10 pm

ThingerDudes wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:13 am

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:36 pm

that's how you become an oil baron!

(youtube video)

Either my sense of humor is broken or is one of those things that if you remove the laughter it becomes pretty uncomfortable and creepy

I think that is the joke

This week I had three tests, a project, and two incredibly long Differential Equations/Linear Algebra homework assignments all within the same two-day span. This weekend, I will nap.

Young and sweet, made up of springs

I still have 301 days until my Decennial, I can't believe it's been 9 years since I started shitposting on here while I was supposed to be doing my work freshman year of highschool

Shai'tan wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:14 am

I hereby punish you to 10 minutes of snuggle time with assdog, 10 minutes wasted on the internet, 10 minutes of non-community service, and a hot bagel.

Punishment to be carried out in the near non-future.

How hot of a bagel are we talking about here?

keja wrote: ↑

Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:05 pm

You old guys need to move on.

keja wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:50 am

Assuming the law-people are honest

Nothing really mattress, so I'm told

Is spitting on someone just harassment? I feel like I heard somewhere that some place considers spitting on someone if you know you have an infectious disease assault, but I can't recall where. Plus it might not be true. You could argue it in court, but you would have to show how it actually caused...

assdef wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:32 am

That's why mattress companies are doing so well. People store their cash in mattresses now.

That may be accurate in many ways

not really though considering that you don't have to physically touch someone to be charged with simple assault, and you can serve 2 years for it. I hate the American legal system. I'm pretty sure you have to actually touch someone for it to be assault, otherwise it's just harassment. That might va...

keja wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:53 pm

Birds are people too.

This post sponsored by Birds™

I'm afraid we're going to have to try you as a witch

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The ACLU estimates voter disenfranchisement at about 2%, which is about 4.5 million people. In the 2016 election, about 109 million people didn't vote. So I agree voter suppression is unfortunate and a problem, but I would argue it is a minuscule problem compared to voter apathy. While I wholeheart...

Let's be honest, who among us doesn't want to throw acid on Andrew Lloyd Weber's face from time to time?

is ThingerDudes people by definition? Yes, of course it refers to him, as well. This topic refers to everyone. Would you , please, explain why you think that I am regarding only him? Actually I am regarding everyone. Inclusively you. :smile: I think he means that Thinger is an emu and may not count...

Also, I wonder where the welcoming topic has gone, why it has disappeared and how new users will get informed about the rules, the guidelines and the identity of the ASDF forums. It should be here http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?p=32679 I'm having the same problem, there's a "you don't have pe...