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if you use music in therapy do you have to pay royalties?

yeah but that's just a veil hiding the everlasting internal conflict stemming from their difficult childhood

probably because it would violate your privacy laws if it did follow you everywhere

just the monitor disappeared though

if gremlins turn evil if you feed them after midnight when can you start feeding them? isn't it always after midnight or before midnight unless it's exactly midnight? or I guess does that mean you can only feed them in that instance of time? and what happens if the laws change such that timezones sh...

I wonder if traffic to asdf.com has decreased as internet usage shifted more towards smartphones and apps instead of a device where there is a physical keyboard. I guess forums declined because of social media becoming ubiquitous and people stopped needing to find some niche website for shared inter...

it was probably a result of a spontaneous entropy decrease in which moment all of the particles in the universe arranged themselves in a way where there was a second s in the name instead of being just one or possible more than 2

also bums are funny tee hee

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this is terrible I love it. The other day I was trying to explain to a senior dev why it's bad that the last updated timestamp was in the future. I think I might have also been trying to explain that unix time doesn't have timezones. this is further evidence that timezones were a mistake and should ...

I agree.

Also now I have hair ties.
pros: I can now keep hair off my face and neck and it's something that stands out so now I don't have to get an actual personality
cons: it doesn't look as nice with hats and I really like hats

overall: 9/10 haircuts are a scam

hm does not say that the snickers ice cream does not cause cancer in the state of california so it's probably safe.

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there's probably a lot of people who have managed to get in some personal growth during the lockdowns but all I got done was get some hair growth done, which is to say I haven't gotten a haircut since January and now it's the longest it's ever been.

ah yes. I too do not have much to say, and hence shall instead post a statement concurring with the above statement.

maybe he should have a snickers. that's what this short film that is definitely not advertisement tells me.

don't bring that back

it would be bad for my productivity

mr nintendo says no

can non-cardboard vote for cardboard president?

can ghosts post?