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by assdef
Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:04 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10350
Views: 985187

Re: The Daily Thread

Shai - you have an awesome perspective on an otherwise horrible circumstance. You're doing great, keep it up. The situation you're in sucks and will continue to suck for much longer than you want it to, but remember that things get a very little bit better each day. You won't notice the change from ...
by assdef
Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:05 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 15026
Views: 1386724

Re: Let this thread die!

I find in my old age my only aim in life is to get as much sleep as possible and rid myself of anything that is not sleep.

If it prevents me from napping, it is evil, and must be destroyed.
by assdef
Mon Sep 06, 2021 9:13 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 15026
Views: 1386724

Re: Let this thread die!

ThingerDudes wrote:
Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:37 pm
dentists are hodling wisdom teeth to artificially inflate their value so they can sell them off for a massive profit later
the tooth fairy is a capitalist!
by assdef
Wed Sep 01, 2021 12:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 142
Views: 39293

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

Mmm. College. I remember those days. :assdef:
by assdef
Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 15026
Views: 1386724

Re: Let this thread die!

ThingerDudes wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:27 pm
the thread will never die as long as there are those that remember to post in the thread
So...you just lost the threadgame?

Old meme is old. :assdef:
by assdef
Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16626
Views: 1369716

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

scrabble ftw
by assdef
Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:44 am
Forum: General
Topic: The ASDF forum software is correct!
Replies: 10
Views: 432

Re: The ASDF forum software is correct!

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:29 pm
that's a fair point, but on the other hand, what's up with your face?!
I disagree. On the other hand you have different fingers.
by assdef
Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:42 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10350
Views: 985187

Re: The Daily Thread

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by assdef
Fri Aug 27, 2021 3:35 am
Forum: General
Topic: Evai is wrong
Replies: 15
Views: 813

Re: Evai is wrong

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:51 pm
Jedi "philosophy"
You mean cult.
by assdef
Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Evai is wrong
Replies: 15
Views: 813

Evai is wrong

Try to counterbalance my thread? Ha! Take that!
by assdef
Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10350
Views: 985187

Re: The Daily Thread

I love the positive approach you're taking with this Shai. As you said, it will be sucky at times, but stay strong - good luck and let your ASDFamily know if we can help! <3
by assdef
Sun Aug 22, 2021 3:58 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10350
Views: 985187

Re: The Daily Thread

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Sun Aug 22, 2021 1:39 pm
fun fact: all open waters are really closed waters because there is stuff around them
FALSE. The stuff isn't around the water. The water is around the stuff.
by assdef
Wed Aug 18, 2021 3:24 am
Forum: General
Topic: The asdf forum software is wrong
Replies: 9
Views: 452

The asdf forum software is wrong

I argue that this is the correct answer:
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Because this:
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by assdef
Fri Aug 06, 2021 2:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 15026
Views: 1386724

Re: Let this thread die!

15,000 posts later and this thread is still not dead.

Son I am disappoint.
by assdef
Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Here's the results of your spelling test...
Replies: 2
Views: 292

Here's the results of your spelling test...

Wow! An 'A'!

by assdef
Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:52 am
Forum: General
Topic: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]
Replies: 861
Views: 235769

Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

BASIC, bitch
by assdef
Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:50 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16626
Views: 1369716

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Sun Aug 01, 2021 1:04 pm
that's handy, now what do we do with our 27.5 wood
Trade it for sheep?
by assdef
Tue Jul 20, 2021 4:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 20
Views: 1277

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

A blind man walks into a bar.

And a table.

And a chair.
by assdef
Tue Jul 20, 2021 4:01 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10350
Views: 985187

Re: The Daily Thread

Found it:
Shai'tan wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:19 am
Today I became a dad to the most amazing little girl! :D :D

Also this is my 25000 post, another milestone reached.
:shock:
by assdef
Tue Jul 20, 2021 3:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10350
Views: 985187

Re: The Daily Thread

Shai'tan wrote:
Sat Jul 17, 2021 8:22 pm
Tomorrow we're celebrating my daugthers 8th birthday. Time flies. And walks. And crawls.
Your daughter is 8?!?!?! Shit, I remember when you announced she was born. That post is around here some where. Hang on, brb.