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by assdef
Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:07 am
Forum: General
Topic: Paging Dr. Shai’tan
Replies: 11
Views: 289

Re: Paging Dr. Shai’tan

Finland is like Norway's hat, right? Or is it the other way around?
by assdef
Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:29 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Paging Dr. Shai’tan
Replies: 11
Views: 289

Paging Dr. Shai’tan

Shai - if you are not already enrolled in a doctorate program next door, I can think of no better reason to start immediately:
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by assdef
Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10608
Views: 1187586

Re: The Daily Thread

17 years is just 1/1000000th of assdef's lifespan :assdef: my mum got randomly scammed for nearly ten grand outta nowhere the other day... the atmosphere has been tense... it was a pretty huge loss for us, and she took it hard crazy how stuff can go so bad so quick and then mfers ask 'how can you h...
by assdef
Fri Jul 01, 2022 10:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10608
Views: 1187586

Re: The Daily Thread

Today I left the job I've been at for 17 years to go do different old man things. :shock: :assdef:
by assdef
Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:26 am
Forum: General
Topic: I KEEP DOING THIS! D':
Replies: 314
Views: 29833

Re: I KEEP DOING THIS! D':

Please refrain from tapping on the glass case that contains the dead threads. Let them rest in peace. Thank you.
by assdef
Mon Jun 13, 2022 2:32 am
Forum: General
Topic: the most reliable messenger
Replies: 49
Views: 1135

Re: the most reliable messenger

You use asdfforums.com?

I still use forums.asdf.com.

#OldManOldHabits :assdef:
by assdef
Sat Jun 11, 2022 5:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: the most reliable messenger
Replies: 49
Views: 1135

Re: the most reliable messenger

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LISTENING TO A BUNCH OF ANONYMOUS TROLLS ON THE INTERWEB TELLING YOU TO DO THINGS??

It's 2022. We're better than this.
by assdef
Sat Jun 11, 2022 4:13 pm
Forum: General
Topic: the most reliable messenger
Replies: 49
Views: 1135

Re: the most reliable messenger

Froggychum wrote:
Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:04 pm
test

conclusion: why you lied? :cry2:
Hey froggychum - did you know that if you make a post of just the word "Gullible" into this thread you'll then get a pop-up that says "Froggychum is the Greatest!"
by assdef
Fri Jun 10, 2022 6:26 pm
Forum: General
Topic: the most reliable messenger
Replies: 49
Views: 1135

Re: the most reliable messenger

Evai wrote:
Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:45 am
7000TH POST WOOHOO EVERYONE CELEBRATE
It's like barely 5,000 if we exclude all your doubleposts
by assdef
Sun Jun 05, 2022 1:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Pronouns, please
Replies: 16
Views: 511

Re: Pronouns, please

You're a no joke zone
by assdef
Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:20 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Nocturnal Thread
Replies: 80
Views: 8633

Re: The Nocturnal Thread

>> tripod site

:shock:
by assdef
Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 15158
Views: 1628618

Re: Let this thread die!

And den? AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN AND...
by assdef
Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:13 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16937
Views: 1629024

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Sat Jun 04, 2022 7:12 pm
if assdef was born a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I wonder how he made it here.
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by assdef
Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:12 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Pronouns, please
Replies: 16
Views: 511

Re: Pronouns, please

Reminds me of the one Nazi knock-knock joke I have...

Nazi: Knock, knock!

German Who's th--

Nazi: VE ARE THE ONES WHO VILL ASK DE QUESTIONS!!!
by assdef
Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:39 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16937
Views: 1629024

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

these aren't the droids you're looking for
by assdef
Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:37 pm
Forum: General
Topic: ice chewing
Replies: 6
Views: 218

Re: ice chewing

It sucks.
by assdef
Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:37 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Pronouns, please
Replies: 16
Views: 511

Re: Pronouns, please

Why do you need to talk about me like I'm not here reading every word you say?
by assdef
Wed Jun 01, 2022 6:35 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16937
Views: 1629024

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

hey mr Chum, would you consider some minor reduction in signature length, maybe something like this? or maybe some other way? Idk, this really is just a suggestion but it's starting to be a lot of scrolling per post. When did atomt suddenly become the forum chambermaid? Consolidate some threads ove...
by assdef
Wed Jun 01, 2022 6:30 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10608
Views: 1187586

Re: The Daily Thread

umad brofrog?
by assdef
Sat May 28, 2022 4:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: help me
Replies: 3
Views: 175

Re: help me

I think it means a woman who supposedly has evil powers, or practices magic/sorcery.