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by assdef
Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Re: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

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by assdef
Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:05 am
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

UGH. Russian nesting dolls are SO full of themselves!

In other news, I recently found out I'm colorblind. I'm in total shock. The news came completely out of the purple.
by assdef
Sun May 30, 2021 3:28 am
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

I've been thinking about learning to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar, but more high strung.
by assdef
Sat May 15, 2021 10:53 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

What kind of bear is the most condescending?

A pan-DUH!
by assdef
Sat May 15, 2021 10:52 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14999
Views: 1277389

Re: Let this thread die!

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 8:55 pm
I'm an underwater ship that likes allyship
Plus you give good companionship
by assdef
Sat May 15, 2021 10:51 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10263
Views: 894105

Re: The Daily Thread

I had a theory with my friends that when you got the vaccine you turned into a bird with arms.

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Attending the funeral of an anti-vaxer who died of COVID:
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by assdef
Sat May 15, 2021 10:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Fading memories
Replies: 15
Views: 430

Re: Fading memories

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by assdef
Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:49 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

What do you call a chicken that stares at some lettuce?

A chicken sees her salad
by assdef
Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:09 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low 'ha'?

:lol:
by assdef
Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 29
Views: 3154

Re: assdef is ded

vraiment wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:20 am
assdef wrote:
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:24 am
vraiment wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:02 am
that doesn't answer my question
Objection. Asked and answered.
did you intended to add a second s to your alias yes or no?
Si
by assdef
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 29
Views: 3154

Re: assdef is ded

vraiment wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:02 am
that doesn't answer my question
Objection. Asked and answered.
by assdef
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: Stopping By
Replies: 28
Views: 1722

Re: Stopping By

Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously.
by assdef
Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Nocturnal Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 1601

Re: The Nocturnal Thread

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
by assdef
Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10263
Views: 894105

Re: The Daily Thread

Froggychum wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:47 pm
So, when should I be feeding the gremlins?
Before midnight.
by assdef
Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 29
Views: 3154

Re: assdef is ded

assdef is spelled A-S-S-D-E-F
by assdef
Wed Nov 18, 2020 5:08 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Youtube Thread
Replies: 2955
Views: 309713

Re: The Youtube Thread

For some reason this song popped into my head a couple of days ago. Here, now you have it:

by assdef
Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: greetings
Replies: 22
Views: 1380

Re: greetings

Avai > Zvai
by assdef
Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10263
Views: 894105

Re: The Daily Thread

A fun thing about being old is I can stay up as late as I want!

Unfortunately, at my age, I can't stay up much past 10pm without being grumpy the next day. :assdef:
by assdef
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:09 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Are you ready to die? No.
Replies: 7
Views: 634

Re: Are you ready to die? No.

assdog wrote:
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:07 pm
*wo-iff*
Suddenly you're French now?
by assdef
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 29
Views: 3154

Re: assdef is ded

I am to understand that my dog has been pretending that she ate me. This, you should know, is false. While I am impressed her little paws could operate the keyboard to my computer and log in to this Web site without opposable thumbs or without knowing what the InterWeb is, I have admonished her for ...