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by assdef
Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:43 am
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 130
Views: 8719

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

INDEED. WE MUST HARVEST THE EGGS.
by assdef
Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:42 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9959
Views: 636179

Re: The Daily Thread

What is this "km" of which you speak? kumquat music? kale monastery? ketchup murder?

I bet it's ketchup murder. :twisted:
by assdef
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14796
Views: 939759

Re: Let this thread die!

TheDudeManJohn wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:16 am
sup, nice to see im still on here.....been over 10 years since i joined this site......come a lonnngggggg way.
WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AQUATEEN????
by assdef
Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: Xbox games
Replies: 75
Views: 11609

Re: Xbox games

While I never really got into flight simulators I was really surprised when I saw Microsofts Flight Simulator 2020. If it really does look like the pictures, then wow! Maybe they can strike a deal and make those pilot training simulations in a quality like that for a real life training feeling. Thi...
by assdef
Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:27 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hey!
Replies: 12
Views: 196

Re: Hey!

There have been 12 asdfmovies. Let that sink in.

#old

:assdef:
by assdef
Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:16 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hey!
Replies: 12
Views: 196

Hey!

*smack*

WHERE?!

by assdef
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14796
Views: 939759

Re: Let this thread die!

I was also thinking the other day...is that really annoying, high-pitched kid named Fred still around?

How is it that we can already be nostalgic about the InterWeb, when it's only been prolific for the last three decades??
by assdef
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9959
Views: 636179

Re: The Daily Thread

Greyson wrote:
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:45 pm
...we regularly write...
In my fantasy I imagine this means letters through the post, like Edith Wharton and Henry James. :assdef:

But then I remember, InterWeb. :roll:
by assdef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: General
Topic: I am going on a seaside holiday next week. :-)
Replies: 23
Views: 661

Re: I am going on a seaside holiday next week. :-)

Grape is the best smelling color...smells like grapes.
by assdef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16469
Views: 903096

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

don't @ me
by assdef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14796
Views: 939759

Re: Let this thread die!

Hey!
Hey Apple!
by assdef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:30 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9959
Views: 636179

Re: The Daily Thread

Account #226070584
PIN: 0538

Have fun!
by assdef
Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Exams
Replies: 11
Views: 417

Re: Exams

i c said the blind man
by assdef
Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:19 pm
Forum: General
Topic: FML
Replies: 1
Views: 132

FML

I gets on the facechats today (or instabooks or whatever it’s called) so I can yell at kids to get off my damn lawn like I do every day :assdef:, only to find that Harry Potter is pukeymen now? People are posting this friend code thing because you can play Harry Pookeemun Go?? F. M. L. :assdef: :mad2:
by assdef
Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9959
Views: 636179

Re: The Daily Thread

Michael Jackson named his son Blanket. Trufax.
by assdef
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:59 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Youtube Thread
Replies: 2953
Views: 240263

Re: The Youtube Thread

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by assdef
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14796
Views: 939759

Re: Let this thread die!

You'll play it now and like it. :x
by assdef
Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9959
Views: 636179

Re: The Daily Thread

What next project is...uh...looming over you?

*ba dum tiss*
by assdef
Tue May 28, 2019 4:33 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14796
Views: 939759

Re: Let this thread die!

Posting here and not in Daily thread so as not to double-post.

Today I discovered this game: http://www.addictinggames.com/funny-gam ... t-game.jsp

After three attempts I completed it, and did so in 13 minutes 8 seconds.

Good luck!
by assdef
Tue May 28, 2019 4:30 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16469
Views: 903096

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Nope, Fiddler.