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by assdef
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:43 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

It's a proven fact that 76% of statistics are made up on the spot.
by assdef
Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

The only reason this thread isn’t dead is because you monsters won’t let it die. It has been suffering a long and painful death this last decade plus, and yet you all keep posting and keeping it alive, but it suffers just the same. For shame. You should all be ashamed. :mad2:
by assdef
Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:18 am
Forum: General
Topic: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 362
Views: 62706

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

My one and only St. Patrick’s Day joke:

What do you call an Irish person sitting on a lawn chair on their back porch?

Paddy O’Furniture.
by assdef
Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: I found the ASDF.com site completely on accident
Replies: 7
Views: 116

Re: I found the ASDF.com site completely on accident

All you need is love, love.

Love is all you need.
by assdef
Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9832
Views: 578948

Re: The Daily Thread

Pfft. That's like 2 pages a day. Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

Now stop reading ASDF Forums and go write your paper!
by assdef
Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9832
Views: 578948

Re: The Daily Thread

You know women don't really like it when you keep saying that What women? There are no women on the InterWeb...so I can say it here all I want. :cxface: Man, I'm super busy with work lately. Hope your '19 is going good so far guys! Me too! Adulting sucks. I warned all of you...but you didn't listen...
by assdef
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9832
Views: 578948

Re: The Daily Thread

:lightbulb: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Also, sorry I haven't dropped by more often. It's embarassing as this is the 7th link on my bookmarks toolbar. Also, I'm glad this forum is still up after going into vraiments goodbye thread :cry2: :cry2: Also, I will try to be back soon :!!: my understanding is that th...
by assdef
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

It is true, you do encounter people who don't like you. I know many people who don't like me. But it doesn't matter, because I like keja.

And I believe his feelings towards me are neutral.
by assdef
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16394
Views: 828287

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:06 am
an assdef hashtag is an asstag
This is a correct statement.

And welcome to the newcomer. Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

Also, this:
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by assdef
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:02 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Entertainment?
Replies: 4
Views: 216

Re: Entertainment?

I tell you what's NOT entertaining me. Double-posts. :x :x :x :x :x
by assdef
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16394
Views: 828287

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Last post. #winning
by assdef
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:09 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9832
Views: 578948

Re: The Daily Thread

I wake up at 6:15am every day. Because when you’re an old man, you just start waking up earlier. I’m sure there is some voo-doo science behind why. But I am not scientologist. It’s good to have goals! I recently came across BestSelf productivity tools. The journal is like $35, but they email you a f...
by assdef
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:44 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9832
Views: 578948

Re: The Daily Thread

Yes, happy "Everyone Go Buy A New Calendar" day!

Also, Atomt is a time traveler?! :shock:
by assdef
Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:45 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

I <3 you too, keja! :D
by assdef
Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

BUY MY PENIS PILLS!!!

Am I banned now?
by assdef
Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: General
Topic: Good bye, ASDF!
Replies: 4
Views: 189

Re: Good bye, ASDF!

Adios, amigo!

Au rivoir, mon ami!

Bis dann, Freund!

Y’all come back now, ya hear?!
by assdef
Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: Revival of the Obligatory Happy Holidays Thread
Replies: 72
Views: 14979

Re: Revival of the Obligatory Happy Holidays Thread

It ain’t Christmas ‘till I see Hans Gruber fall from atop Nakatomi Plaza.

And I saw that this past Saturday, so, Merry Christmas!

May I present the immortally funny Mr. Bean and his Christmas special:

by assdef
Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

vraiment wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:21 am
assdef wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:16 pm
SimCity 2000 FTW
Zoning is hard :smile:
Plus those giant monsters that randomly show up to destroy your archologies. WTF is that all about?! :roll:
by assdef
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14684
Views: 862091

Re: Let this thread die!

SimCity 2000 FTW
by assdef
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: catch up thread
Replies: 42
Views: 1161

Re: catch up thread

Greyson wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote: Up is a location, it's where the famous Updog lives.
What is Updog?
A yoga pose.