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by assdef
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 24
Views: 2154

Re: assdef is ded

vraiment wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:02 am
that doesn't answer my question
Objection. Asked and answered.
by assdef
Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: Stopping By
Replies: 28
Views: 989

Re: Stopping By

Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously.
by assdef
Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Nocturnal Thread
Replies: 22
Views: 958

Re: The Nocturnal Thread

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
by assdef
Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10165
Views: 823341

Re: The Daily Thread

Froggychum wrote:
Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:47 pm
So, when should I be feeding the gremlins?
Before midnight.
by assdef
Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:46 am
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 24
Views: 2154

Re: assdef is ded

assdef is spelled A-S-S-D-E-F
by assdef
Wed Nov 18, 2020 5:08 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Youtube Thread
Replies: 2955
Views: 290029

Re: The Youtube Thread

For some reason this song popped into my head a couple of days ago. Here, now you have it:

by assdef
Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: greetings
Replies: 22
Views: 811

Re: greetings

Avai > Zvai
by assdef
Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10165
Views: 823341

Re: The Daily Thread

A fun thing about being old is I can stay up as late as I want!

Unfortunately, at my age, I can't stay up much past 10pm without being grumpy the next day. :assdef:
by assdef
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:09 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Are you ready to die? No.
Replies: 7
Views: 376

Re: Are you ready to die? No.

assdog wrote:
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:07 pm
*wo-iff*
Suddenly you're French now?
by assdef
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 24
Views: 2154

Re: assdef is ded

I am to understand that my dog has been pretending that she ate me. This, you should know, is false. While I am impressed her little paws could operate the keyboard to my computer and log in to this Web site without opposable thumbs or without knowing what the InterWeb is, I have admonished her for ...
by assdef
Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:02 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Are you ready to die? No.
Replies: 7
Views: 376

Are you ready to die? No.

Then I'll come back later!

by assdef
Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:43 am
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 131
Views: 26834

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

INDEED. WE MUST HARVEST THE EGGS.
by assdef
Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:42 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10165
Views: 823341

Re: The Daily Thread

What is this "km" of which you speak? kumquat music? kale monastery? ketchup murder?

I bet it's ketchup murder. :twisted:
by assdef
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14960
Views: 1181096

Re: Let this thread die!

TheDudeManJohn wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:16 am
sup, nice to see im still on here.....been over 10 years since i joined this site......come a lonnngggggg way.
WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH AQUATEEN????
by assdef
Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: Xbox games
Replies: 74
Views: 19707

Re: Xbox games

While I never really got into flight simulators I was really surprised when I saw Microsofts Flight Simulator 2020. If it really does look like the pictures, then wow! Maybe they can strike a deal and make those pilot training simulations in a quality like that for a real life training feeling. Thi...
by assdef
Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:27 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hey!
Replies: 12
Views: 4213

Re: Hey!

There have been 12 asdfmovies. Let that sink in.

#old

:assdef:
by assdef
Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:16 am
Forum: General
Topic: Hey!
Replies: 12
Views: 4213

Hey!

*smack*

WHERE?!

by assdef
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14960
Views: 1181096

Re: Let this thread die!

I was also thinking the other day...is that really annoying, high-pitched kid named Fred still around?

How is it that we can already be nostalgic about the InterWeb, when it's only been prolific for the last three decades??
by assdef
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10165
Views: 823341

Re: The Daily Thread

Greyson wrote:
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:45 pm
...we regularly write...
In my fantasy I imagine this means letters through the post, like Edith Wharton and Henry James. :assdef:

But then I remember, InterWeb. :roll:
by assdef
Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: General
Topic: I am going on a seaside holiday next week. :-)
Replies: 23
Views: 4441

Re: I am going on a seaside holiday next week. :-)

Grape is the best smelling color...smells like grapes.