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by assdef
Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: catch up thread
Replies: 34
Views: 456

Re: catch up thread

I think I have oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen in me...so no, I don't think I'm that old. :assdef:
by assdef
Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:10 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9779
Views: 563674

Re: The Daily Thread

That would be useful advice if you said it nine years ago I did say it three years ago. Today I saw the list of Craig. It has interesting stuff: https://budapest.craigslist.org/com/d/seeking-real-ancient-immortal/6735077176.html Am I wrong in thinking Budapest is likely the place where that ad migh...
by assdef
Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: catch up thread
Replies: 34
Views: 456

Re: catch up thread

A children? What is that?

I don’t think I was one of those when I started posting here. In fact, I can’t remember being one of those at all. :assdef:
by assdef
Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9779
Views: 563674

Re: The Daily Thread

Don’t be a fool. Stay in school.
by assdef
Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9779
Views: 563674

Re: The Daily Thread

Responsibilities? That's otterly ridiculous.
by assdef
Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9779
Views: 563674

Re: The Daily Thread

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by assdef
Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:28 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14644
Views: 846057

Re: Let this thread die!

I didn't know he was an EGOT - thanks for sharing! That's so awesome. Well deserved.
by assdef
Mon Nov 05, 2018 6:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 116
Views: 3492

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

That's right. Me no like no definite articles no more.
by assdef
Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:32 am
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 116
Views: 3492

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

You will die if the kiwi is thrown hard enough.

Speaking of...happy belated Day of the Dead/Día de Muertos everyone!
by assdef
Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 116
Views: 3492

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

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by assdef
Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:40 am
Forum: General
Topic: I graduated at University with excellent result officially! :-)
Replies: 6
Views: 82

Re: I graduated at University with excellent result officially! :-)

Greyson wrote:
Wed Oct 24, 2018 7:59 pm
Looks like asdf now has it's own official legal expert.
I object!

That's what lawyers say, right?

Congrats Ivo!
by assdef
Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:39 am
Forum: General
Topic: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]
Replies: 842
Views: 157119

Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Don't shh me! You shh yourself!

Rude!
by assdef
Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]
Replies: 1983
Views: 217996

Re: ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

Requiring someone to show an ID card at the time of voting could be seen as a form of voter suppression. Poor people can't afford to obtain IDs, or the locations to get an ID aren't necessarily accessible (e.g., you live in a rural area and have to drive to a city to get an ID, but don't have a car)...
by assdef
Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16362
Views: 810598

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Exactly!
by assdef
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:35 am
Forum: General
Topic: 10 years
Replies: 20
Views: 282

Re: 10 years

SNL has a history of turning the oddly creepy into funny. Remember this gem?

by assdef
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:28 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16362
Views: 810598

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

If you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by the pumpkin’s diameter, you get...

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by assdef
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:25 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14644
Views: 846057

Re: Let this thread die!

John Legend played a wicked-good Jesus Christ, though.
by assdef
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:24 am
Forum: General
Topic: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]
Replies: 842
Views: 157119

Re: Programming, computers, etc. [Serious]

Look what the InterWeb gave me today:

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This made me happy. :rofl:
by assdef
Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:05 pm
Forum: General
Topic: C
Replies: 25
Views: 325

Re: C

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:56 pm
assdef wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:42 pm
mexican bagels work?
why would they need to work, you just eat them anyway
That's true, I keep forgetting our president tells us that mexicans don't work and that's why we need a wall.
vraiment wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 6:37 pm
They may ask for health insurance
Communist!
by assdef
Sun Oct 14, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Can you guess which one is assdef?
Replies: 17
Views: 243

Re: Can you guess which one is assdef?

Well then come on over to 'MURIKA, boys! We've got so much freedom we're choking on it.

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On second thought...no immigrants, sorry. You're probably terrorists.