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by assdef
Thu May 23, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16426
Views: 842326

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Sunrise, sunset.
Sunrise, sunset.
by assdef
Wed May 15, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: *CUAK*
Replies: 136
Views: 10995

Re: *CUAK*

Bah. Alchemy witchcraft. :P

That actually might be a cool name for a rock band. :lightbulb:
by assdef
Wed May 15, 2019 10:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16426
Views: 842326

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

I'm still older :assdef:
by assdef
Sun May 12, 2019 1:57 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16426
Views: 842326

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

by assdef
Fri May 10, 2019 3:36 pm
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16426
Views: 842326

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

I don't normally attribute a volume to internet people's voices. UNLESS THEY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS well, thingers personality makes me thing he is very energetic and loud (in a cool way) I assumed Thinger sounded like this (but with, you know, more purple): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkg...
by assdef
Fri May 10, 2019 3:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Happy Easter to everyone! :-)
Replies: 7
Views: 95

Re: Happy Easter to everyone! :-)

Easter Standard Time?
by assdef
Fri May 10, 2019 3:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9868
Views: 589992

Re: The Daily Thread

The most interesting bit of news in my life is that I have taken up loom knitting. I'm currently working on a blanket. And it is in this thread we learn Anonymously Famous is actually a time traveler from colonial America. I have officially delivered my master thesis. Did it connect properly to the...
by assdef
Fri May 10, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14731
Views: 876706

Re: Let this thread die!

Well bird, bird, bird...bird is the word.
by assdef
Tue May 07, 2019 3:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: depression/anxiety
Replies: 3
Views: 52

Re: depression/anxiety

https://www.samhsa.gov/find-treatment

SAMHSA's national hotline (1-800-662-4357) has helped me. They'll put you in contact with someone locally (in person or phone) who you can talk to for free. It's anonymous, too. Worth checking out.
by assdef
Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:58 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9868
Views: 589992

Re: The Daily Thread

vraiment wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:52 am
I hate Smart ™ things
That means you must love assdef! :D
by assdef
Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14731
Views: 876706

Re: Let this thread die!

Alas, poor "Let this thread die" thread! I knew him, Horatio, a thread of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. —Where be ...
by assdef
Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9868
Views: 589992

Re: The Daily Thread

vraiment wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:58 am
It's been years since I last edited my signature, thanks @ThingerDudes wherever you are for such a cool signature
Funny enough, same for me. He made mine as well, I think. That ThingerDudes is a really nice guy.
by assdef
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:43 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14731
Views: 876706

Re: Let this thread die!

It's a proven fact that 76% of statistics are made up on the spot.
by assdef
Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14731
Views: 876706

Re: Let this thread die!

The only reason this thread isn’t dead is because you monsters won’t let it die. It has been suffering a long and painful death this last decade plus, and yet you all keep posting and keeping it alive, but it suffers just the same. For shame. You should all be ashamed. :mad2:
by assdef
Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:18 am
Forum: General
Topic: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 364
Views: 63396

Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

My one and only St. Patrick’s Day joke:

What do you call an Irish person sitting on a lawn chair on their back porch?

Paddy O’Furniture.
by assdef
Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: I found the ASDF.com site completely on accident
Replies: 7
Views: 239

Re: I found the ASDF.com site completely on accident

All you need is love, love.

Love is all you need.
by assdef
Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9868
Views: 589992

Re: The Daily Thread

Pfft. That's like 2 pages a day. Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.

Now stop reading ASDF Forums and go write your paper!
by assdef
Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:43 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9868
Views: 589992

Re: The Daily Thread

You know women don't really like it when you keep saying that What women? There are no women on the InterWeb...so I can say it here all I want. :cxface: Man, I'm super busy with work lately. Hope your '19 is going good so far guys! Me too! Adulting sucks. I warned all of you...but you didn't listen...
by assdef
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9868
Views: 589992

Re: The Daily Thread

:lightbulb: HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Also, sorry I haven't dropped by more often. It's embarassing as this is the 7th link on my bookmarks toolbar. Also, I'm glad this forum is still up after going into vraiments goodbye thread :cry2: :cry2: Also, I will try to be back soon :!!: my understanding is that th...
by assdef
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14731
Views: 876706

Re: Let this thread die!

It is true, you do encounter people who don't like you. I know many people who don't like me. But it doesn't matter, because I like keja.

And I believe his feelings towards me are neutral.