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by assdef
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:10 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16385
Views: 816502

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

Last post. #winning
by assdef
Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:09 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

I wake up at 6:15am every day. Because when you’re an old man, you just start waking up earlier. I’m sure there is some voo-doo science behind why. But I am not scientologist. It’s good to have goals! I recently came across BestSelf productivity tools. The journal is like $35, but they email you a f...
by assdef
Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:44 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

Yes, happy "Everyone Go Buy A New Calendar" day!

Also, Atomt is a time traveler?! :shock:
by assdef
Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:45 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14663
Views: 851622

Re: Let this thread die!

I <3 you too, keja! :D
by assdef
Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14663
Views: 851622

Re: Let this thread die!

BUY MY PENIS PILLS!!!

Am I banned now?
by assdef
Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:39 am
Forum: General
Topic: Good bye, ASDF!
Replies: 4
Views: 96

Re: Good bye, ASDF!

Adios, amigo!

Au rivoir, mon ami!

Bis dann, Freund!

Y’all come back now, ya hear?!
by assdef
Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: Revival of the Obligatory Happy Holidays Thread
Replies: 72
Views: 14555

Re: Revival of the Obligatory Happy Holidays Thread

It ain’t Christmas ‘till I see Hans Gruber fall from atop Nakatomi Plaza.

And I saw that this past Saturday, so, Merry Christmas!

May I present the immortally funny Mr. Bean and his Christmas special:

by assdef
Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14663
Views: 851622

Re: Let this thread die!

vraiment wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 5:21 am
assdef wrote:
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:16 pm
SimCity 2000 FTW
Zoning is hard :smile:
Plus those giant monsters that randomly show up to destroy your archologies. WTF is that all about?! :roll:
by assdef
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14663
Views: 851622

Re: Let this thread die!

SimCity 2000 FTW
by assdef
Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: catch up thread
Replies: 42
Views: 808

Re: catch up thread

Greyson wrote:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote: Up is a location, it's where the famous Updog lives.
What is Updog?
A yoga pose.
by assdef
Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:38 am
Forum: General
Topic: Let this thread die!
Replies: 14663
Views: 851622

Re: Let this thread die!

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by assdef
Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:36 am
Forum: General
Topic: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=
Replies: 16385
Views: 816502

Re: =-The infinite 20k Thread!-=

keja wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:06 pm
I am the Key to Jah
That's funny because I've always thought it was pronounced KAY-jah
by assdef
Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:35 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

Was that hill called The Alps?
by assdef
Sat Dec 15, 2018 12:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: catch up thread
Replies: 42
Views: 808

Re: catch up thread

I'm still confused on what an 'up' is and why I would want to catch it in this thread? I'm old and my immune system is frail.
by assdef
Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:43 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

vraiment wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 11:36 pm
I also remember you, I've just been very busy :D
I also know you! You're that cool kid who likes tasty tacos and Admiral Akbar in a sombrero.
by assdef
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:46 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

keja wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 10:56 pm
I don't want to be forgotten
Hey, I remember you! You're that cool kid that drinks tea and eats crumpets.
by assdef
Sat Nov 24, 2018 1:00 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

Sounds like my life.

Who am I? :assdef:

What am I doing here? :assdef:

Bah, fuck it. I’ll just drink some wine. 🍷
by assdef
Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:15 pm
Forum: General
Topic: catch up thread
Replies: 42
Views: 808

Re: catch up thread

I think I have oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen in me...so no, I don't think I'm that old. :assdef:
by assdef
Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:10 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 9810
Views: 569399

Re: The Daily Thread

That would be useful advice if you said it nine years ago I did say it three years ago. Today I saw the list of Craig. It has interesting stuff: https://budapest.craigslist.org/com/d/seeking-real-ancient-immortal/6735077176.html Am I wrong in thinking Budapest is likely the place where that ad migh...