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*takes 7912 breaths to become the calmest person in the world*

7909
yup

7907
do you take columbian?

7904 Those are some big numbers, but if you want to find LOW LOW PRICES COME TO BILLY BOB JOES DIRT SHACK! WE HAVE EVERYTHING YOU MAY EVER NEED! WE HAVE CORN, SHOES, BROKEN COMPUTERS, BROKEN HEARTS IN BOTH THEIR PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL FORMS, PILLARS OF GRANITE, PILLARS OF GRAN-ITE, ALL OF THOSE AND ...

7900
only a few more numbers to go until world domination! oh also 8000 but who cares about that amirite

Guys, we need to get the ball rolling again, otherwise how else will we get it up this mountain? 7895

7893
ok thaaaaaanks

Quick question for you guys, if one were to try to start a revolution (in Minecraft) how would they go about it?
Edit:7891 almost forgot

7889
wha-- I - what?

7887
what do the conquistadors have to do with any of this?

Senator, I can neither confirm nor deny that any of this evidence is true

7885
I know right?

7882
just got back and what the fuck heck happened while I was gone?

fun fact: I was once president for 7873 minutes and the only reason Corsica still exists is because I was impeached

7870

7868
ok done

You're right, I can't believe that I thought that lie was true for 7866 seconds

Did you know that there are only 7864 people who have seen asdf.com?

Yeah eat the 7860 gasoline-flavored flies (naturally artificial gasoline), not the planes with that jet fuel aftertaste

Eh, I’m more partial to the TI 7855 calculator