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by Froggychum
Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:23 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Nocturnal Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 1601

Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Haha yeah, I've been doing okay. Thanks for asking. My family is still in lockdown, but after already breaking down once (as I'm sure a lot of people have, isolation is a terrible thing) I've managed to keep my head on my shoulders by fostering a positive attitude (first time for everything I guess)...
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:17 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Count to 10000
Replies: 6856
Views: 571903

Re: Count to 10000

6857

(you should have made it at 68:56 local time, smh my head my head)
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:16 am
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Re: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

More funding for our research is required. Let us petition the government so that we can achieve humanity's dream of real life cat girls! For "science"!
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:06 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Count to 10000
Replies: 6856
Views: 571903

Re: Count to 10000

6855

double "thanks you"s :D
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:06 am
Forum: General
Topic: music
Replies: 10
Views: 549

Re: music

I've actually found a whole of new songs I like recently, which is a first for me! I reckon it's about time I go through a "leave me alone and let me vibe with my music" phase, innit? Since this is a music thread, and this post is a borderline necropost, I should probably justify myself just reporti...
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:58 am
Forum: General
Topic: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!
Replies: 132
Views: 32902

Re: ASDF forums is dead...Long live the ASDF forums!

It's a simple human task to throw the trash in the trashcan :) Heh. Bold of you to assume I have any hand-eye-coordination whatsoever! Though you're right about the 'simple human' thing, because I'm actually a ten-thousand year old vampire spirit reincarnated into the body of an unathletic white ki...
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:55 am
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Two amputees walk into a bar. The first doesn't have any arms to wave to the bartender, so he nods his head to get his attention and says "Beer, please"
The second one doesn't have any legs, and so he asks, "How even did I walk in here?"
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:53 am
Forum: General
Topic: The Nocturnal Thread
Replies: 27
Views: 1601

Re: The Nocturnal Thread

My sleep schedule is finally messed up enough to post in this thread!

I hope a month isn't too long of a time to spend in exile before showing my face again after committing the cardinal sin of 'misspelling'. It just goes to show how unhealthy it is to stay up late at night.
by Froggychum
Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:50 am
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Re: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

I've spent the last ten days searching the entire fucking Earth, and I still haven't found a single goddamned person who asked.

Though, a lady from brazil was curious about Pictionary...
by Froggychum
Tue Jun 01, 2021 5:50 pm
Forum: General
Topic: assdef is ded
Replies: 29
Views: 3155

Re: assdef is ded

Wise words from Ken M <3 <3 <3
by Froggychum
Thu May 27, 2021 10:49 am
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Re: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

Top 10 Shocking Facts About Greyson That Will Blow Your Mind
by Froggychum
Wed May 26, 2021 3:24 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Re: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

He was succeeded by a large family of several wives and dozens of children.
His entire fortune was left to his retarded fucking dog, though.

A haiku for John Mazda:

Upon my deathbed,
Many loved ones surround me,
I choose the fleabag.
by Froggychum
Sun May 23, 2021 2:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Re: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

John Mazda didn't die for this.
by Froggychum
Fri May 21, 2021 6:14 am
Forum: General
Topic: Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'
Replies: 14
Views: 318

Uhm.. its pronounced 'GIF'

Uhm... its pronounced 'GIF'

I feel bad for anyone who doesn't know that, SMH my head
by Froggychum
Fri May 21, 2021 6:13 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Count to 10000
Replies: 6856
Views: 571903

Re: Count to 10000

6852
by Froggychum
Wed May 19, 2021 2:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Sorry for the double post; but i though of a good one

What did the Italian explorer say to the stinky person?

"You reek-a!"
by Froggychum
Sun May 16, 2021 11:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10263
Views: 894116

Re: The Daily Thread

He's full of 'em!

I should know... i chopped him open... i saw his soul... it was red, so red...

his blood still stains my hands when I close my eyes...
by Froggychum
Sun May 16, 2021 11:44 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Fading memories
Replies: 15
Views: 430

Re: Fading memories

Me after three servings at thanksgiving dinner, pretending I don't plan to have a fourth.
by Froggychum
Sun May 16, 2021 1:29 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The Daily Thread
Replies: 10263
Views: 894116

Re: The Daily Thread

it's just like my grandfather used to say; better a bird with arms than thirty eight stab wounds while 17 miles from the nearest hospital.
by Froggychum
Sat May 15, 2021 11:09 pm
Forum: General
Topic: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
Replies: 16
Views: 481

Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

What bear is the lightest?

A polar bear!