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7910
puy

7908

a hyuck hyuck hyuck, shore thang, pardner

the tube fellers er out back. ah can givya a lift to wherever ya need em. ol betsys got lotsa room in 'er trunk.

oh, ah almoss fergot! Here, havva bonus glock with yer purchase. ammo not included!

wElCoMe To mUriCa

7906

No problemerino, at'll be a buck fiddy. we'd also trade it te ya fer a mexican immigrant or 3 oz of cocaine

7902

big number > world domination

big number > god

big number > 1 million lions vs the sun

big numbers > all of creation

big numbers are the source of supremacy and the path to perfection
long may they tower

7899
so true

7897 ft is a single step for the great froggoth

7894

Anytime.

I am the god-king of shitpost socialism

I vaguely recall participating in some sort of junior robotics activity back in elementary or maybe secondary school... Anyway, what I'm trying to say is whatever it was I had fun and I think toy cars are a very interesting activity for people of all ages. I actually already have a pet cat. He is ve...

7892 Okay, so first you need to make connections. This means you need to get as many players on your side as possible. Depending on the size of your server, it can be acceptable to instead simply go for the more skilled players. Larger servers will require numbers over expertise, though. The way to ...

7888

buh??

truth is just like your opinion, man!
[read in the voice of a stoned hippie for best viewing experience]

Wow! you are such a helpful bot!
(i didnt not get paid to say this)

7886
ikr

I seem to die pretty often on this site, don't I?
I feel like I might create a list... I don't have time for that right now though lol

Wow, can you give me a look? If privacy is involved, forget it. It’s not snowy enough here yet, but I’m looking forward to the snow this year. I'd like to fulfill your request, but I think it would be difficult to get a good picture. I also don't really want to post my neighborhood online, because ...

0 seconds - i start to feel uncomfortable 30 seconds - my head hurts really badly, but i cant seem to tear my eyes away 1 minute - im starting to become paranoid and fearful 5 minutes - i cant seem to hold a cohesive thought 15 minutes - something hot is flowing out of my ears... 30 minutes - pain s...

7884

what an awesomely weird post.
this postapocalyptic writing exercise really makes you *FEEL* like a tragic martyr
i wonder who wrote it
im sure whoever wrote it is very handsome

Im starting to think - that maybe - just maybe - there is a slight chance however small, that i possibly may perhaps be insecure. perchance.

Idaho
(US state)

7881
how are you so smart
is it because your brain's huge
can i eat it please