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you ruined it!!!!

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(wow this is less posts than i have lmao)
edit: nvm i cant read ;_;

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i already served my time. im a free man now. not that they could contain me in the first place...

Damn, i have been bested. and by a mere robot hairless biped too! I guess i will now spend 7724 consecutive life sentences in jail (that is 154 480 years)... but when i get out, you best be ready... i will have words with you. (those words will be about how i am grateful to you. the time in prison h...

they are simply very short video essays impossible a video essay is only a video essay if it is disrespectfully long and full of never-ending tangents. Special importance is placed on the preamble taking up 65% of the runtime by discussing events only marginally relevant to the overall discussion. ...

atomtengeralattjaro wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 21, 2023 2:15 pm

Which one, I watch approximately 74 video essays per minute.

Do you watch them simultaneously with your gigabrain or are you compressing your personal timestream but still referring to cosmic time?

Live action can be good? who knew!

I burned it to ash and split the remains up across 7722 locations all over the World, thus creating 460 278 458 640 hidden caches of unassuming dust.

These petty piles of powder are the only evidence of my horrible and numerous (alleged) crimes.

well, only 7720 people had any evidence. HAD

i feel 7718 regrets right now... i should never have said those things!

ty ty

time to spec out of wizard (autism subclass) and into druid (weed eater subclass) now

oh god i actually remember that now that you mention it... thats pretty damn funny

also good reference 5 stars no pointers

7716 million dead... and yet, no justice from big sub

#downwiththeship

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That is a horrifying infohazard you have just ruthlessly revealed to the entire world

well done, 9/10. I'm proud of you, kiddo. Keep it up, submarine man!

this is inspirational

this is educational

this is entertaining

this is lifechanging

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today i finally comprehended how to do introspection and also recognized the beauty of nature. i am in a very good mood

its what its, i guess.

why would we talk about the fortification?
or do you mean the woody harrelson movie that I just learned exists?

not a haiku but thanxyu Is a poem not a poem just because it doesn't rhyme? no. But doesn't a haiku need to be 5,7,5 or some variation thereof? -- just got back from school and am very stressed one of my professors is astoundingly incompetent and obnoxious at her job makes me wanna skip her lecture...